Luna is on a mission and she will not rest until her mission is completed. Her objective?

To snuggle with her big sister.

Celestia was having a perfectly normal day until her most faithful student teleported into her room requesting a belly rub.

One day, Zeke Daniels, the only human in Equestria, asks Princess Celestia a simple question: why don't ponies have queens?

Special thanks to The Fan Without A Face and PoisonClaw for proofreading and editing!

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As Terry walked through Vegas, alone and drunk, he stumbles across a strange blue coin. He is unable to make out what is on it, so he decides to keep it for good luck. He finds his way into a Casino and decides to hit the slots to see if the luck works in his favor.

This is a collab done by me and lunaisthebest

A collection of short stories that make light of cultural differences and misinterpretations between species. Shit gets hella awkward, yo.

I'm so sorry, Anon...

I accidentally revoked submission so I submitted the story again. please don't read if you already have and I'm apologizing in advance

No one had ever seen Anon without his clothes on. Not even the princesses. So they task Twilight to unravel the mystery. How will she fare? There's only one way to find out...

This story is a response for a blog post you can find here. This is pretty rushed so don't expect too much.

When you’re as old as Celestia is, finding satisfying pleasure is a difficult task. And then one day, Celestia discovers a new side of pleasure she hadn’t found before and goes on a journey to maximize its potential. The best part is, her subjects won’t have a clue even when she's right under their noses.

A crack chronicle of pony x object stories. Enjoy the copious innuendo.

People who have helped:
DjNightmareNight (The one with no spaces in his name).

This story is a sequel to Becoming One With the Night

It was supposed to be a good day. Twilight and Luna were sharing the news of their relationship with their closest friends and family. However, Celestia's largest secret yet finally came out. Now, relations are strained between Celestia and everypony else. After all, what's Twilight to do when she finds out her second mother is actually her birth mother?

On top of this massive bombshell, soon Twilight will be sporting a pair of wings of her own. If she thought things were complicated now, just wait until Canterlot gets wind of a new alicorn. Life is about to become one giant nightmare for Twilight. But hey, at least she has Luna, right?

As stated above, this is a sequel. I highly encourage you to read the first story (the writing is extremely rough early on, mind you), but it's not entirely required to understand most everything that will be going on here.

EDIT: Takes place during S3, when it was originally conceived, thus the Alt. Universe tag. There was no redemption of Discord. There was no ascension. Yes, the Crystal Empire is back, and Cadance and Shining Armor are the leaders there. This should cover the more critical aspects of the season in regards to the story.

Luna's finally ready to get back out there into the world of Equestria, ready to see what's become of ponykind in the past thousand years. Except... she's not quite ready to go out on her own, amongst ponies that know only tales of nightmares and betrayal about her, and the one pony she knows personally is a little busy running a kingdom and raising the sun. When the offer for companionship comes from an unlikely place, Luna learns two great lessons. One, the risk to get to know a pony can lead to great rewards. Two, socks make everything better.

Nopony lives forever. Except an immortal, like Luna. Love may be as eternal as the Princess of the Night. But what if the one she loves is not?

What happens when she faces the day when her lover passes on, but her love does not?

Stand-alone short story, set some time after the events of Dreamscape.