For thousands of years, many have yearned to outpizza the Hut. Many have died in pursuit of this goal, and many more have gone mad.

Rainbow Dash may be the one to finally do it.

Now has a reading by StraightToThePointStudio

Now has another reading by TheMajorTechie

Have you ever been really frustrated when you're trying to take something super seriously, but nobody else seems to care? That's pretty much what Nightmare Moon has to deal with when Twilight and friends don't really feel like fighting her and just ask her how she's doing.

Profanity tag for one f-bomb.

Cover art is a screencap from 2Snacks' Shadow the Hedgehog video

Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio, feel free to check it out!

Fluttershy and friends gain access to this website, but quickly find themselves trapped within a paradoxical situation.

Check out the comic where the cover art comes from!

Posted with approval from the staff.

Update 3/19/2021: _{A couple days after publishing this story, and after Fluttershy injected a hacking payload into the mainframe utilizing a quantum subspace frequency modulation algorithm, we were able to access hidden meta-data for this data endpoint and successfully remove ourselves from the causality loop. I am writing this message to preserve our efforts before we sever the connection, in the off chance that something like this ever happens again. With Love and Friendship, Twilight Sparkle.}

Cheerilee wakes up as a cat. While not the worst thing that could have happened, it's not ideal. However, she decides to go to work anyway and remedy the feline situation later. Of course, that means dealing with the tendencies of a cat as well as a classroom of foals who don't quite know how to handle their teacher being a cat.

Cover art by me.

Whilst on vacation, the Princesses Celestia and Luna stumble across Grogar's secret base. Utter bedlam ensues, along with a healthy slice of ridiculousness... Takes place during the events of 'Between Dark And Dawn'.

Featured from 26/6/19 to 27/6/19

Celestia is enjoying her retirement. That is until she unexpectedly awakens to find she has turned into Daybreaker. Can she avoid getting sent on an involuntary thousand-year vacation?

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This is also the third of my 12 days of requests where you will see a new story requested by a patron every day until Christmas day so make sure to stop by every day for new stuff! Check out the previous story here.

Now with a reading!

Living with a Kirin is actually not that weird. There are language difficulties and cultural differences, but snuggling is universal.

Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!
Now also with a reading by Pony&Wolf Productions

All mares have needs. Even if they’re totally uncool and undeniably lame. Rainbow Dash is the one exception to the rule. After a month away from her marefriend, she wasn’t even the tiniest bit lonely. And she definitely didn’t need - or want - a hug. Hugs were lame, and she was Rainbow Danger Dash. Hugging would only slow her down.

Now with a Youtube reading by Sparrow9642. Link!

Something has gone terribly, terribly wrong with the Equestrian economy.

And it's all Discord's fault.

The Fluttershark: elusive; yellow and pink; lots of teeth.

Also practices friendship. Underwater.

Swim faster.

Cover image taken with permission from Beach Day by Alasou.

Alternate forms:
* Youtube reading by StraightToThePointStudio
* Russian translation by GORynytch
* Chinese translation by Nova Twinkle
* Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI