Two Saiyans... the mightiest warriors in all the galaxy, (Minus one particular male individual from the planet Krypton.) are making their way to Earth to gather the legendary Dragon Balls, but their greatest threat doesn't come from earth's defenders of the vastness of the cosmos... it comes from a funny little thing called filler and amidst this filler one of the two needed to go to the bathroom... on a planet full of creatures that they never thought possible...

As a disclaimer I have never done drugs and I don't drink... (Shocking given the fact I'm Irish-Catholic and a Marine.) This was written completely sober... which begs the question what the hell would go on in my mind when I AM on something?

Bored one evening, Discord suggests to Celestia that they spice things up by seeing who's best at doing the other's job: he'll handle keeping things harmonious, and she'll be there to throw a big ol' spoonful of chaos into the mix whenever she feels like it. To his surprise, she agrees to do it. He's certain he's got this one in the bag—after all, how hard can something as boring as harmony be?

He shouldn't have underestimated his opponent.

UPDATE: Featured 2-15-14!
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For the Writer's Training Ground #007 down at Equestria Daily. Originally posted on my DA account, due to timing issues.
Cover Art and MLP:FiM in general © Hasbro/Lauren Faust

Popo in Equestia. He teaches Celestia and Luna about the pecking order. This won't end well for them.

(A story just for fun. Twilight is a unicorn. I'll let you figure out why. Takes place in the 3rd season, before Magical Mystery Cure.)

Every pony in Ponyville liked Hearth's Warming a lot, but a certain spirit of chaos and disharmony did not....
Disgusted with the harmonious holiday of Hearth's Warming, Discord vows to bring some chaos to the season.
Basically, an MLP version of Dr. Seuss's "How the Grinch Stole Christmas". Hope you all enjoy, and happy holidays!

Edit: check out the online reading done by NDLMongoose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTsD3dgxQ7A

On what begins as a normal day, Twilight Sparkle receives a letter of a romantic and (very) grammatically incorrect nature. With the help of her friends and a newly-discovered book, Twilight sets out to expose the author of this crime and teach them a lesson in proper grammar. And maybe, just maybe, she'll learn a thing or two about romance along the way.

Image credit to anbolanos91 on deviantART.

Sonata has managed to drag Dusk to her favorite Mexican restaurant. While on the date, Sonata realizes something sinister is afoot.

Cover art by drinkyourvegetable.

Spoilers! This story is related to the MLP universe because Sonata mentions Equestria and her siren past twice. Dusk/Twilight's dislike of quesadillas is a reference to Party Pooped, and Sonata's obsession with Mexican food is based off her famous "Taco Tuesday!" line.

The despicable woes of being a youth. I despise suffering through them day in and day out, but I fear that I must, but only with the help of my trusted friend Smarty Pants and my BBBFF. Unfortunately, I only find one of them to be reliable, as my BBBFF constantly is wooed by that insufferably chipper foalsitter that my life-givers dump me with constantly.

Well, at least I have you, Mr. Secret Diary.

Written for the Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder Bad Fanfic Contest. Based on the card Best Foalsitter Cadance

If you like this story, consider checking these guys out and maybe getting a copy of this (awesome) game of your own at the above link, or supporting them further here!

PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE: DEAD AT 18

TELEPORTATION INVARIABLY FATAL, WARNS LEADING SCHOLAR

One look at the headline of the Canterlot Times and Twilight knew that she should have slept in today. But at least none of her friends would be silly enough to believe she was killing herself every time she teleported, right?

There is now a Spanish translation of this story, courtesy of Spaniard Kiwi

Gummy takes a morning to think about various aspects of life. He finds many questions and thought-provoking concepts, but is there a conclusion?

Now with a reading by DRWolf here.

The first of my Thoughts of Pets series. Feel free to check out Owlicious and Angel as well!

Celestia invites Twilight over to help her plan for the next Grand Galloping Gala.

Twilight raises some questions about Celestia's plans.