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BronyWriter


I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

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The despicable woes of being a youth. I despise suffering through them day in and day out, but I fear that I must, but only with the help of my trusted friend Smarty Pants and my BBBFF. Unfortunately, I only find one of them to be reliable, as my BBBFF constantly is wooed by that insufferably chipper foalsitter that my life-givers dump me with constantly.

Well, at least I have you, Mr. Secret Diary.

Written for the Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder Bad Fanfic Contest. Based on the card Best Foalsitter Cadance

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Comments ( 37 )

This is hilarious, and strange, but mostly hilarious, but also entirely strange.

Well that was written.

*my thought process throughout this one-shot

:twilightsmile::rainbowlaugh:
You my good sir have done an excellent job with combining comedy and cuteness. :rainbowdetermined2:Keep up the good work!

Haha, the "life givers" hah. The code names were graet and this was adorable and well written as usual :twilightsmile:

Haha, Loved it, I hope there will be more. :raritystarry::twilightsheepish:

good, good, now how about some Jackie :flutterrage:!

Huh. This was certainly something:rainbowhuh:

Poor Twilight though:raritydespair:

But I digress.

Twilight does her best impression of The Great Clement.

Oh now this made me laugh:rainbowlaugh:

Can we has moar plz?:lunahopeful2:

This fanfic has an Oswald style point of view.

Felt like Twilight was Stewie Griffin here

Twilight is a bit cynical but good comedy :pinkiesmile:

The whole fic was really funny and cute , but this line

Like your previous four brethren

made me laugh so hard.

Also I really want to see a sequel where Twilight asks Celestia about what Shining Armor and Cadance did. I can only imagine Celestia's reaction.

I dutifully did that little dance she taught me the first night she foalsat me, remembering with no lack of unease the consequences of not humoring her in that area

Um, I'm a bit worried about Cadence right now, is it safe for Twi to be left alone with her? Also, Twilight doesn't seem as smart as she should be in this, I mean, how can she not remember Cadence's name.

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I think its just a play on the fact she never means anyone's names besides smarty pants and princess Celestia. Plus, she seems not to like her so why would she remember her name.

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I think the author is referring to when, in "A Canterlot Wedding", Twilight does not realize that Cadence was her old foalsitter. Despite the fact they seem quite close...

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4607644 It's a nod to the cards upon which this story is based.

This is both adorable and .. peculiar. I also read the entire thing in the voie of one Patricia Tannis.

I don't regret it. :pinkiesmile:

Filly Twilight is adorable, the combination of her childness and Twilightness (and I don't care that those aren't real words, they should be) is brilliant.

Bizarre and cute, bravo.:rainbowlaugh:

4607984 I had the same reaction. Her voice matched the tone and oddness of the story perfectly. At least we didn't have to search for five different parts of the journal to read the whole thing this time.

I gotta say it... Cadance foal sitted for Twi before she got her cutie mark. THERE I'M TERRIBLE!

Awesome little fic, though <3

Are there other parts to this like vol 3 or something like that?

4617084 No. Just what I wrote for the contest. If you look at all of the blurbs on the cards, all of them are fictional. I just made one blurb real.

Oh and is your Pic the scp plague doctor?

Is he one of the hardest to get by?

Heh. I knew about the game before the fic; played it with a couple of friends. It was fun. This story was funner.

Will there be more!? :derpyderp2:

Im loving this! :raritystarry:

4607984 I have no idea who that is.

I just wanted you to know, I didn't understand this, but it still made me cry.:rainbowlaugh:

At long last we know the real reason Twilight never mentioned Shining to her friends until the wedding. :trollestia:

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Filly Twilight caught her brother and Princess Cadence doing the horizontal monster mash, to put it simply.

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That's the funniest way of putting it omg I couldn't stop laughing, of all the ways to put it I wouldn't of thought of the monster mash

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