Octavia is a high-class pony. Fine alcohol is her wont, and uncouthness her intense chagrin. Such is her surprise to find herself lumbered with an insufferable oaf of a DJ pony. However, sometimes these situations work themselves into a satisfactory ultimatum all the same.

How does Pinkie break the fourth wall? How does Lyra know about humans? Where does the Doctor get his Sonic Screwdriver? Well here's my take on how.

When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*

As a reward for saving the Crystal Empire, Princess Celestia gives Twilight, her friends, and Spike a two-week vacation to Tyrtle Beach in South Mareolina. Hilarity ensues.

The 3rd Street Saints have been through a lot of batshit crazy things. Everything from zombies, cyber worlds, giant russians, stripper assassins and a whole lot more. You'd think they were prepared for anything. Anything, but this. Rated teen for vulgar language and suggestive themes.

What exactly does Celestia do while she waits for Twilight and her friends to solve all the problems of the world?

Mood Wings - Observations on Pegasus Body Language.

When Twilight Sparkle finds this book, she discovers an entirely new field of research. The secrets of pegasus wings lie before her, and she insists on making her own observations on the matter.

How?

Field research, of course.

As Princess Cadance and Shining Armor leave to spend their wedding night, Twilight Sparkle and her friends get to kick back and relax after a successful wedding. And just as she's getting comfortable, the conversation veers onto the subject of... sex. And before she knows it, Twilight faces the terrifying prospect of having to tell her friends about her first time. A special, magical, enchanted moment.

Some unicorn spells should have never been devised...

There was only one explanation. For all of it. All of the strange, erratic behavior. Her irrational fear of the sun. Her nocturnal habits of locking herself in in the dark and closing all the blinds. Wearing her sunglasses everywhere, even inside! It was time to invest in some silver, garlic, and a wooden stake.

Things don't seem like they could go wrong, then Twilight discovers a spark of magic she never could touch before and she ends up on a quest with her friends to save far more then just Equestria