After the Smarty Pants incident, Big Mac ran off with Twilight's Smarty Pants doll, much to his little sisters' amusement. When he refused to return it, an anger fueled spell from Twilight resulted in a BIG problem for Big Mac, with Smarty Pants at the 'heart' of it

Cover art by Paper-pony

Nigel Burke is a prescription drug addicted amateur surgeon, using surgeon in the loosest possible definition. Nigel lost the ability to move the right side of his body after a stroke, and his left side is scrambled at best. After ripping the heart out of a man in space and smacking a new one in as it floated away, Nigel returned to his boring desk job where he divided his time between throwing floppy disks at his co-workers, and playing Deep Dungeons of Doom.

However, that is soon about to change as Nigel finds a rainbow floppy disk at his desk. After managing to pick it up and insert it, he found a message from someone who called themselves, "Princess Celestia". This, Princess Celestia, told him that he was to be transported to the land of Equestria, where he would preform a kidney surgery on one, Prince Blueblood.

After popping a few downers, Nigel was transported to a world filled with magical talking ponies, although this wasn't all that uncommon for him. Now, Nigel must save the life of the Princess's nephew.

What have I done?

Prince Blueblood asks Princess Twilight to marry him. She gives the rational response.

Rainbow Dash, best pony, fastest flier in Equestria, all around awesome mare, was called upon to help with the wedding of her friend's big brother. And hey, she never leaves her friends hanging! Of course, when it turned out some kind of bug thing had replaced the bride, Rainbow was more then ready to fight. Heck, even after it seemed all hope was lost, the pegasus refused to give up.

So when she saw Shining Armor charge up a final spell, she smirked.

But when that spell reached her and flung her against the wall, her smirk devolved into shock...

Cover art is a combination of Deception is Magic vector by Helios and Sonic Rainboom Version One by SkyRings.

Monsters, they're not real right? Well they are, but that's not a very widely known fact. They have stayed hidden for a long time. Until that day. She crashed, straight into the Everfree. She got the 'Blessing' the mother called it. But that doesn't mean Rainbow Dash thought so. Because she was the one, the one to be 'infected', giving her advantages, but it made her something else.