Celestia is suffering from a sickness that only effects immortal beings; her power grows weaker day by day. Fearing that she might only have a year and a half left before succumbing to the sickness; she asks her sister, Luna, to search for help while Twilight Sparkle has taken it into her own hands to start looking for a cure to this sickness, if one can be found.

Meanwhile in a forest not far from Sweet Apple Acres, a young man who seemed to have fallen from the sky is running for his life. Creating a alias for himself, Jason is thrown into the strange world of Equestria. He is about to get the adventure he has always wanted, but will it be as he always dreamed?

Back home from "The Sandbox", one soldier tries to rebuild and restart his life. Though broken and depressed from battle, he is unsure about his place in life. Still living inside the bottle, he discovers MLP:FiM, which gives him hope and motivation to carry on. But his trip to the Central Library one day is what seals the fate of this soldier's future.

A small salute to those who have put themselves on the line and those who are going to.

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Our lovably grim Max Payne is sent on a one-way journey to Equestria via bullet express.

Pretty sure I can't fill it with metaphors like Max would, but I can sure as hay try!
Rated teen for light violence, swearing and alcohol/drug use. Occasionally dark.

A (hopefully) more comedic, lighter outlook on: Payne-full Realization -who beat me to it!

Okay, it is very psychologically dark! This is Max we're talking about.