Anypony will tell you that Princess Celestia is the most amazing pony in Equestria. She's graceful, she's beautiful, and she always knows just what to say. Her decisions are wise and her manners are impeccable. Some might go so far as to say she's completely perfect.

Celestia has a secret, however. As it turns out, she actually is completely perfect. She's utterly infallible in every aspect. And boy, is she sick of it.

Now she's determined to manage to make just one little thing go wrong.

It won't, of course. After all, she's perfect.

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Written for the Equestria Daily Pre-reader battle: April 2013- The prompt was "Celestia's terrible secret- Revealed!" Unfortunately it didn't work nearly as well as I'd hoped, but hopefully someone gets a cheap chuckle out of it.

Lapis-Lazuli Presents...
Celestia and Chrysalis take tea together, and find they have more in common than either could have imagined.

Contest entry for EFNW Pre-Con Writing Contest 2015.
I didn't win anything. Screw contests.
Edited by Inky Jay, Mr. Numbers, Auburn Arc and Figments.

Scootaloo has been under the care of Caramel Swirl and Cibo for several years. They have been good to her, paying for her to eat and to go to school. But when Caramel gets ill, and the bills get high, Scootaloo is told that she will have to go somewhere else to live. But it has to be soon.
Rainbow Dash tries to help out. She knows she couldn't handle a filly on her own, but her friends keep insisting for her to take up Scootaloo. Should she listen to her friends?
If somepony doesn't take Scootaloo soon, she'll have to go back to the orphanage, and that's the last thing she wants.

On a particularly bright day, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle wandered through the park, enjoying themselves. They happened to stumble upon a private picnicking area behind a rather obtuse tree, and to their surprise, it was in use by Rarity and Rainbow Dash. They'd normally not pay this much mind, but for two such ponies to be acting so friendly with one another required more attention from the two fillies.

Edited by Socks

Rarity's tea party has an unexpected visitor, who is surprised that a certain someone is sitting and sipping tea.

Cover Image by JohnJoseco.

Reading by Midnight29: https://youtu.be/GxJ6gF0qHxc

While cleaning up after a particularly hectic Cutie Mark Crusader sleepover, Rarity and Apple Jack stumble across a couple of toy lightsabers. Havoc ensues.

Adagio's come down with Murk Sickness, an illness that is to Sirens as the flu is to humans. Aria and Sonata insist she stay home, but Adagio wants to go to work. Unfortunately for her, Sonata and Aria are extremely determined when it comes to their beloved big sister. Shenanigans ensue.

Heavily inspired by the Dazzlings works of Majin Syeekoh, CGPHadley, and Fuzzyfurvert (as if I didn't have enough writers to look up to).

Rated T for strong language, mutilation and cannibalism threats, incestual and sexual allusions (are you really surprised at this point?) and gross sickness mucus (cause fucking ew).

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Aria Blaze is a former siren with a love of violence and anger issues. Wallflower Blush is a quiet and easily forgotten girl that gets embarrassed easily. The two have been dating for a while. So the two of them decide to spend the day at the beach together. While there, Wallflower thinks about their relationship, and how the two of them are affecting each other.

Ever since Rainbow Dash introduced Sunset to the human world’s version of the Daring Do series she has been an active member of the fan community. After spending countless hours in the Daring Do fansite’s Eris server, she’s made many friends, but there is only one that she feels a real connection with. The user who goes by the name “Gr0ss1y Incandescent”. Turns out this same User she’s been crushing happens to be her counterpart.

Punk Rock Prom Queen Presents a tale of self-love taken to its hilariously logical conclusion.

Featured on 2/1/18

My entry into Aragon's Comedy (is serious business) Contest under the prompt we learned something narcissistic.

The Sirens are working their way toward some kind of reformation, spending time with the Rainbooms to pick up some tips and tricks to 'friendship'. Though they sometimes fall back on their old roots, the sirens are still slowly getting the hang of this friendship business.

However, Sunset notices them acting strangely sometimes and wonders what could be behind it. With Pinkie's help, the entire group learns why Adagio doesn't like hugs.

Prepare yourself for mood whiplash. That's your only warning.