Derpy explains her medical condition to her daughter.

==Originally written Fall 2011== Equestria Daily Post==
After a long day of ruling Equestria, the Royal Sisters need a chance to unwind. Luna's solution is a few glasses of her once famous Moonshine, a drink distilled from moonlight. Celestia has been sober for a thousand years, but the temptation to have "just one" glass proves too great. Yet, when that one glass turns into several, it's Twilight who will have to deal with the princesses when they’re drunk off their flanks.

Luna has had enough of Celestia's games, and has found the perfect means of revenge. Using a long-forbidden spell, she transforms her sister into little more than a small filly, all so she could pull the greatest prank ever. Unfortunately, she soon learns that before you fool around with dangerous magic, you really need to read the fine print...

A sequel can be found here.

A lone pony who once called herself a fashionista loses all that she has accomplished to the veil of darkness, becoming an empty shell without her need to see the beauty of the world. Blinded by the unknown, she begins to forget, and is slowly being consumed by a fear she can't even remember.

Unless she can find herself within the void, she will lose who she was to the monotone of all that is grey.

Ponyville is a quiet little town filled with many nice, regular things. But as its inhabitants will soon learn, even some of the most boring towns has their own episodes of just... irregular things.

Especially when it comes from ponies seeking out some sort of unhealthy obsession of theirs...

-A collection of chronologically organized stories where ponies begin to satisfy their hungers for the strangest things.

My name is Celestia. This is a kind of log, an epistolary detailing various portions of my experiences throughout my long life, and several analytical reflections that come to mind at times. Most importantly, it is a collection of personal thoughts as I struggle through my eternal life's hardships.

Now that my purpose has been discovered, I have decided to share these entries with everypony here; perhaps my own shared introspection over my lifetime could provide an alternative way of thinking to some. If not, then I hope I did not bore you. I realize much of it is pointless rambling, but I have chosen several entries that I believe may be of interest.

Enjoy, if you like.

A single changeling is blamed for making Chrysalis' plan to take over Equestria fail. He's banished and thrown out of the hive, ending up somewhere far away.

Luckily, he ends up not too far from a certain well-known village, where he can feed to his heart's content.

Needless to say, not everything goes according to plan.

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Trixie is given the entrance exam for Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns at the same time as Twilight Sparkle. Rainbow Dash's first sonic rainboom unlocks not only Twilight's own hidden potential, but Trixie's as well. Both Trixie and Twilight Sparkle are taken on as Celestia's personal students. From there they become the best of friends, an inseparable pair.

However they soon learn that time views even the closest friends as nothing more than playthings for its own amusement.

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A day in the life, and a glimpse into the mind, of Ponyville's favorite mail carrier and single mom. But if she had the choice of any one day for everyone to read about, it probably wouldn't be this one...