600 million years in the future, all life is gone from Equestria. The Sun Princess is feeling a little down.

Applejack gets an unwelcome visit from the Equestrian Revenue Service. Handed a large tax bill and limited time to pay, Applejack comes up with a creative use of the farm's biggest asset.

No, not the apple trees.

Why Big Macintosh of course.

Can Big Mac save Apple Bloom's college fund?

Read and find out.
Now with dramatic readings!
Reading 1
and
Reading 2

Featured on Equestria Daily 8-25-2012

Credit for the cover art goes to cassie-chan55

Scootaloo only wants to spend her birthday with her idol. Rainbow Dash would normally love to accommodate her, but… she doesn't want to talk about it. So nopony'd better ask.

Featured on Equestria Daily!

Thanks to Nicknack, presentperfect, and amacita for feedback.

Applejack has never missed a meal on purpose before, let alone a Pie Day dinner – that glorious day of the week serving Granny's famed hot, fresh apple pie. So why was Applejack absent at the dining table today, of all days? Little does the rest of the family know, Applejack's a lot closer than they think – she's in her bedroom, nervously pacing around and building up the courage to perform the single hardest thing she's ever done.

What is this herculean task that not even Applejack can overcome?

Being honest…

Editors' credit goes to: ping111, NotMurphy, John Perry, and Distaff Pope

Cover art used with permission by MuffinExplosion

Rated Teen for light sexual references.
Featured on Equestria Daily 9-19-2013

Now With Dramatic Reading!

When Scootaloo forgets her saddlebag at school one day, Cheerilee sends Sweetie-Belle to her house return it. But when Sweetie-Belle returns to the school, she brings with her a harrowing tale of Scootaloo's home-life.

From the unexpected events that follow, Rainbow realises that in order to ensure Scootaloo's happiness, she can no longer remain just a sister. She needs to become… a little bit more.

Edited by: Mike from ShadowBlades

Cover Art by: Alex from ShadowBlades

A Rainbow Scoot-Adopt story

After a long day of flight practice with Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash discovers the filly knows next to nothing about preening and takes it upon herself to teach her.

Warning: May Contain Feels and/or D'aww moments.

Featured on FIMFiction on 7/20/2013. Yay!
Featured on EQDaily on 09/12/2013 Double Yay!
Reading by TheLostNarrator (excellent!): Here
Reading by DRWolf: Here
Reading by Joehighlord: Here
Riffed by Draklox: Here
Korean Translation: Here
Spanish Translation: Here
French Translation: Here
Chinese Translation: Here

Celestia wakes up feeling creakier than usual, what's up with her and why is everything she walks or sits on break? Read to learn more.

This story has:
- Food, and lots of it.
- Breaking furniture.
and
- The CMC reveal their sisters most horrifying secrets.

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OMC! My soul is going to burn in Tartarus for making this fic. and anyone who reads this are also going to probably join me. I made this when getting inspiration on how to transition from one scene to the big reveal in Golden Wings chapter 12 [technically 13].

I hope everypony enjoys reading this little short fic as I did making it. And may Celestia have mercy on your souls.

Link the Art Source. I couldn't find a better pic, if anyone knows of one let me know ^_^.

Rainbow Dash finds Scoots in her home tweaking on "The Dash", after Scootaloo comes off her high Rainbow Dash explains some rather interesting secrets about pegasus culture. As well about the many magical, pharmaceutical, combative, and weather related uses of pegasi pee, and the horrible truth about the magic contrails from pegasi flying and the Sonic Rainboom.

This story was inspired by a random, sleep depriving, sanity breakingly inspirational conversation with Rainbow87Dash on the fic Dashaloo Days: Wonderbolt Flight Training. Good fic, this here is the random insanity that was born from that conversation.

Who Will Win Scootaloo or Dash

There's nothing worse than feeling alone during the holidays, something that Scootaloo is all to familiar with. She knows that she has no family to celebrate with, save for a mother so drunk off cider she doesn't realize her daughter's heartbreak.

This is the filly's reality- the harsh card fate has dealt her. But this Hearth's Warming Eve, as she treks home through the brisk air all by herself, a certain rainbow-maned pegasus will show her the true meaning of family.

Cover image by Mickeymonster on DA: Mickeymonster/

Edited by DJ GarV the Expert