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Rainbow Dash finds Scoots in her home tweaking on "The Dash", after Scootaloo comes off her high Rainbow Dash explains some rather interesting secrets about pegasus culture. As well about the many magical, pharmaceutical, combative, and weather related uses of pegasi pee, and the horrible truth about the magic contrails from pegasi flying and the Sonic Rainboom.

This story was inspired by a random, sleep depriving, sanity breakingly inspirational conversation with Rainbow87Dash on the fic Dashaloo Days: Wonderbolt Flight Training. Good fic, this here is the random insanity that was born from that conversation.

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Dash pees drugs.

This story is silly as shit, and I love it.

Oh my gosh :rainbowwild: That was the strangest yet most fantastic thing I have ever read :pinkiehappy: Except for a few minor grammar errors, this was brilliant :pinkiehappy: Crazy, but brilliant!

I uh um gah I I don't know what to say

Yes. Deprived writing is best writing.

Well, this makes about as much sense as anything else, I guess.

that was freakin Funny:rainbowlaugh: i honesly hope ther will be a seqal or somethan lawl

That was awesome! Just remember, you had a bunch of mere phrases or run-off sentences that could have been synthesized into complete, real sentences by simply combining them together. Definitely faving it though!

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Yep this was actually a joke comment made by Rainbow87Dash and me and that person kind of ran with it in the comment section of the linked story (in the long description). It was just begging to be written. Thanks for the comment though I'm glad you loved it.

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I need to run this through an editor one of these days to find the grammar problems, but thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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Yay :yay:! I made somepony speechless. Did you like it?

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Yes it is :twilightsmile:.

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If you'd like you can PM me the errors and I'll fix them up, but I'm definitely going to have an editor look through it one of these days. I'm glad you liked it :twilightsmile:.

HOW! HOW did my fic inspire the conversation that inspired this? I'm so confused... :applejackconfused: I mean...it was just a vile of liquid rainbow. :facehoof:

Well for as disturbing, and toilet humored as it is, I found it hilarious. I threw up a thumb for ya. :rainbowlaugh:

Well i read it and its as crazy as the conversation we had :rainbowlaugh:

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Mostly because instead of breathing fire like Pinkie Pie did she started tweaking, got hyper and suffered memory loss like she was on drugs. So we were left wondering what was in the vial, and we came up with liquid lightning rainbows that Rainbow Dash peed out and held in a vial. Then we guessed that it was a drug that Dash urinates with how Scoots was acting ... things just kind of spiraled from there.

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But everyone knows pegasi don't poop. Cute clip though.

3378973 LMAO, she just touched the vial though. She never actually drank the thing! :rainbowlaugh:

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:raritystarry: ... That is so much worse. If Dash, Pinkie, and countless others could touch normal liquid rainbows ... and Scoots gets high :rainbowlaugh:. Poor Dashie what is she passing out of herself :rainbowderp:. That'd make this fic so much more hardcore :pinkiegasp:.

3379210 HAHAHA Oh what have I done. :rainbowlaugh:

3379236 Yay! Thanks! I love RD cupcakes. :pinkiecrazy:

As for the follow, oh I see how you play the game. Gonna mine me for sick twisted ideas...aren'cha! :pinkiegasp:

Well at least you didnt take the sneezing scene from episode two into account when Scootaloo got her nickname Squee-chi. RD was also present there. :derpytongue2:

And on second thought...maybe I should have had Discord sucking on RD in the Nightmare Night fic instead of Pinkie... :duck: hmmm...

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:pinkiegasp: But Pinkie Pie's coat is covered in a perma-coating of 90% sugar, but Dashie is spicy, with that extra-special kick that gives "tasting the rainbow" a whole new meaning. But yeah I wasn't going to use Squee-Chi here, but I'm planning on using it on Golden Wings. It is the cutest, most adorably fitting nickname for Scootaloo. It has actually became head canon.

But yeah I'm definitely going to enjoy mining you for inspiration. You have such a cute series. Much love for it, it's one of my top 5 favorite series.

I almost died and fell over laughing after I finished that. I'm never going to be able to even HEAR "Sonic Rainboom" without laughing my butt off ever again :rainbowlaugh:

3378048 actually despite the absurdity of it all i did enjoy it

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:yay: ... success. Same here, although think about this. What does she have to eat in order to pull off a double sonic rainboom?

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:twilightsmile:.

So you mean I was drinking scootaloo pee? Sorry but yes... I was wondering why it tasted like chicken.

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Delicious chicken, marinated in awesomesauce :scootangel:.

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Yep, Scootaloo is quite the pony. I can never stop doing things for her in my fics. I mean she was a magic talent in one fic, and got to be an alicorn in another.

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I actually followed and am waiting for Discord's Parting Gift for the CMC (such an awesome fic). I know have to read that other fic you made.

This is funny. If this was another chapter long, I kinda wonna know what Scoots pee is... >.> Don't judge me...

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I won't, all I could say is :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright: It's all kinds of magical :rainbowlaugh:. :trollestia:, seriously though, good question in context of the story.

Dude, this is wrong for all the right reasons.

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If you thought this way about this fic, then you should give Say What?! a read. And thank you for the compliment :twilightsmile:.

4891702 This should actually get a sequel where we find out what Scootaloo's pee does.

The most hilarious thing about this story is that it actually makes a disturbing amount of sense.

Well... you did warn me.

and now thanks for killing the fandom for me
I hate you so much BYE FIMFICTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6277773 I was joking this story once I thought about it disturbs me alot

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Yes I agree it is a quite a disturbing story. But it's one of those fics you write in 3 in the morning because you muse is evil :twilightsmile:. That and I did at least attempt at giving a fair warning on the second paragraph ^_^.

I shall use this in my oral fanfictions.

"So you're saying that when you released that raincloud on me and the girls for the Gabby Gums thing, we were being drenched in pee? And everytime we drink rain water we were drinking pee instead!? What about the water you all gather every year?" Scootaloo bombarded Rainbow Dash as her face turned green.

so my theory that rain is god's pee is brought to life in this fic... i love it

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