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The_Lone_Wanderer


I am the beast, caught somewhere in time, listening to the mariners rime; the seventh son, with no peace of mind or prayer for the dying. What is my name?

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He was once the strongest warrior in the Three Kingdoms, unrivaled in strength and power, it took an entire army and brilliant masterminds to take him down. Sentenced to death for being an uncontrollable beast, the mighty Lu Bu was surprised to find that someone had offered him a chance to cheat death, in exchange for causing untold destruction elsewhere. And that elsewhere... is Equestria. Will the ponies be forced to tremble before the man who slew thousands of men with ease, or will they actually prove to be a decent challenge for Lord Lu Bu?

First story of the IDA's "Mayhem Saga: Equestria".
Crossover of Dynasty Warriors/Romance of the Three Kingdoms/Chinese History
Reading of "A Chaotic Little Party" is not necessary, but recommended to understand certain events.

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Sunset Shimmer loans Pinkie Pie a thumb drive.

Except that it's the wrong thumb drive. And that it contains exactly what you'd expect to find in the wrong thumb drive to loan away.

Rated Teen and Sex for discussions of pornography and self-love.

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One day, Twilight Sparkle discovers something amazing about her friend Sunset Shimmer.

She's a magical talking pony!

This requires investigation! Science! Possibly a full-body physical!

Or maybe Twilight will just ask her what's up with that.

Rated Teen for frank discussions about... y'know.

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Of course Cup Cake has heard the rumors surrounding her foals, at first she paid it no mind, but as days turned into months, the blue baker has finally had enough and snaps like a rubber band.

See what one mare will do to dispel the naysayers.

Inspired by The Descendant's Mr. and Mrs. Cake ship fic "A Sweet Taste of Cake" and the odd behavior of a friend of mine who wallpapers his bedroom with his STD results.

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After assembling all of her friends and family, Twilight Sparkle makes a shocking announcement, one that none of them were expecting. The group is surprise at the news, and quite curious. The problem is that, for some reason, Twilight does not seem willing to answer one of their biggest questions: "who?"

(Just a random one-shot idea I had. If you don't like being teased and hinted at, but not answered, you may want to skip this.)

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Discord, the spirit of chaos and disharmony. Once a great tyrant who turned the world upside down now a simple happy trickster learning of the magic of friendship. Many have attempted to understand who and what he exactly is, and have come up short every time. One thing is certain, everyone's glad there's only one of him.

OR IS THERE?!

When a mysterious door opens up in the middle of town and Discord seems deathly afraid of its mere presence, it's up to Twilight Sparkle to help the reformed spirit of chaos do the one thing he could never do alone: Face peer pressure and social conformity. And tea.

A Multi-Crossover featuring a wide variety of chaotic characters.
Names and sources of characters within Author Notes.

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This story is a sequel to Seven Girls, Nine Hundred Forty Three Miles, and One Minivan.


In a former life, Vice-Principal Luna took the world by storm as the heavy metal queen known as Nightmare Moon!

But what will happen when Rainbow Dash discovers her long-held secret?

(More hijinks in the Equestria Girls sandbox, if you haven't noticed).

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This story is a sequel to Six To Eight Weeks Dungeon


Ponyville's new code enforcement officer is still locked up tight in Princess Twilight's "Friendship Dungeon". It's been exactly a week now and Twilight seems to be nowhere closer to finding a solution that will allow her to release Sugar Berry. But that's fine, she's been there for a week so far and there haven't been any issues. Well except for what happened with Rainbow Dash, we don't talk about that.

But she fails to realize that Sugar Berry is in fact a government appointed official. And if she doesn't check-in after some time somepony is bound to find out and ask questions.


This is an entry for Ocalhouns Big 250k Contest

Edit 6/4/2016: Now with fewer grammatical errors courtesy of Boop-Happy Lass

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A United States Air Force AC-130 is transported to Equestria while in transit through the Bermuda Triangle. Insanity aside, this motley crew of aviators must juggle their duties while treading the uncertain waters of diplomacy.

Disclaimer: I've decided to write this in an attempt to get a more realistic view of what military in Equestria would act like, rather then the dark brooding kill happy stuff I've read. So with that being said, these guys will act more like diplomats. So there won't be much gore, and they certainly won't be going on a killing spree. (Obviously, as fiction the term realistic is applied loosely. My main goal is a realistic characterization of one specific community within the military. Just keep an open mind about how sub-cultures can exist within an entity as large as the U.S. military and you'll be fine.) Also rated teen for obvious reasons, morbid humor, light swearing, and background stories.

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FINALLY!!! I've written something i can post on here after a year of not posting anything!!! Here's to hopefully many more post's after this one.

When Scootaloo get's pulled over by a cop who apparently doesn't know how to do his job, she decides to set him straight on Equestrian Law.

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