My name is Derek and I work as a border agent keeping our world safe from the threats from another world called Equestria. I am supposed to keep smugglers out of our world, but what happens when I meet the infamous El Pinkie will change me forever.

This was a request from SomeBloke

[WARNING: Contains ear scratching, belly rubs, and blushing cheeks]

Anonymous is sent to jail for his most heinous crimes of bullying in the second degree, there he meets a mare working as a prison guard called Cookies 'n Cream.

Written originally for the Anon in Pone Prison threads on /mlp/, which is where the OC Cookies 'n Cream (Pictured) comes from.

What happens when a Survivor of Rapture escapes the city due to a experimental teleport plasmid with most of his insanity intact, Boris does not know, but what he does know is that he is going to open his B&B just like his grandmother said he should and by god he is not going to let any of this new world bull stop him.

Now if only those pony nobility would stop harassing his customers, as long as they're paying he will defend them, he doesn't care if it's runaway princesses, or fugitives of the state, ore even insane chaos sprits, their paying customers, so anyone else can f***off. And no, just because some are staying for free does not mean he finds any of them adorable or is a sucker for sob stories, so just SHUT UP.

(Syndrose gave me some inspiration for the main character)

Twilight and friends meet an alien. Humanity ensues.

Please just... Don't read this, it makes my eyes bleed.

When Chishiki was teaching some of the new students about her staff The eye of Magnus and the story of Ancano the thaumor spy, one of her students ask her if she could travel to other dimensions though she never thought of doing it she has to answer truthfully and replied a simple no. later then j'zargo challenged her to make a dimensional portal to another realm and with that the competition was off even though j'zargo managed to make a rip into the realm of oblivion it did not hold long. on the other hand, Chishiki was able to make a full portal with the help of dwemer technology made a portal to a realm far far away she decided that because of this and the unknown dangers to shut it down when the dynamo core overloads and almost obliterates the college with quick thinking she uses the staff of Magnus to absorb the overloaded mana but because this went into her she needed to use it Quickly so she traveled into the other dimension and used tamed power to close the hole on her way though destroying the gate in process and when she wakes up in an old castle in the middle of a huge forest she decides to read all the books for knowledge of this world.

AN
This is an old story that was too horrible to get passed grammar inspection, I have done basic edits to get passed so I can post it, I will fix the horrible grammar IN THE FUTURE.

Princess Twilight Sparkle, ever the scholar, bookworm, egghead, friend of many finds herself in an alternate reality. A new world even. One devoid of magic as far as she can surmise but full of technological wonders beyond even her imagination. Even the color scheme there is rich and full of detail compared to the technicolor reality she knows and loves.

Of course, her arrival is met with pain and suffering which is often the case with mistakes of such magnitude. Can she find a way home? Will she find help to do so? Will she make friends in this new world as easily as she has in her own?

* Story will contain mostly slice of life fluff, relationship building, and romance after a rough beginning.

[ My first attempt at a story so please be gentle! ]

* Gore tag removed for now. Some blood loss and wounds received are not too detailed.

Editors:
Nugget - Chapters 1-5

I'm a human, and I just woke up in this really freakin' weird place. Why the hell does everyone hate me so much?!

anonpencil helped

Narration by Lector Readings

Twilight Sparkle is a prodigy at magic as her cutie mark would imply. When she is attempting one of Starswirl's forgotten spells she stumbles upon a poor soul in need of help. Leaping to action Twilight saves this soul. Sort of.

Zoe finds herself in a new world and new body after a fateful fall. With the scars of her past still haunting her dreams and many strange new things to try to adjust to she will have to learn to stand tall despite the growing pressures of a society that soon will be shook to its core.
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This takes place shortly after the Canterlot Invasion. Many of the events of the show after that will not come to pass but some will though I have no intention of recapping any episode unless I am drastically changing it.

Bandits, thieves and highway robbers plague the southern frontier of Equestria. The hardy, honest ponies that live there fight inch by hoof to survive. But that doesn't matter, because as long as you have 'high noon', you have hope and salvation.

Guess what time it is now?

Silly crossover with Overwatch.
Rated Teen for the use of language and violence.

Big thanks to my proofreader atra116 for his helping to edit some of this junk!

Overwatch – guardians who secured global peace for a generation, and sowed ideals of freedom and equality that will never be forgotten under their steadfast protection.

Yet, some of our beloved heroes have ended up in Equestria, far from the shores of their homes. They are greeted by a cast of strange creatures and mythical beings, but some of these wardens of peace figure they can make a difference in a world completely unlike their own.

A series of short stories detailing the adventures of Overwatch’s cast of characters in Equestria.