“Technically,” Celestia continued. “If any of us two ever married somepony, they’d be royalty too. They’d be loved by the population, right?”

“...sister, no.” The dark alicorn deadpanned.

“What?” Celestia protested. “You said you loved the night. If you married the night, she’d be a princess like us, and the ponies would love the night!”

Set in "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT EPISODE TO CALL THIS". Not to be taken seriously.

Chinese translation here!

This story is a sequel to Alcohol Addled Alicorns

Princess Cadance receives a summons to appear at a Canterlot police station regarding her multiple citations for drunk and disorderly behavior.

There's just one problem. Cadance hasn't been in Canterlot in months.

Featured from 1/18 to 1/22/2022, peaking at #1. Thanks, everypony!

When Celestia and Luna took over the sun and moon, they came with manuals.

Now, as they browse the manuals, they find 'extra settings'.

Now, what do they do—

screams are heard in the distance

Written by iAmSiNnEr. Inspired by Shrink Laureate. Not to be taken seriously.

After an intense disagreement, the four Princesses of Equestria decide to settle their dispute over a game of poker.

Underestimating your opponents has consequences.

Featured from March 24th to March 27th, 2022, peaking at #1. Thanks, everypony!

Lucifer is bored, so he makes a deal with God. If Lucifer wins he gets to enact World War 3. If God wins then Lucifer has to stop torturing the damned (his favorite thing to do in his free time) for a century. To make sure he wins God gives the protagonist two powers:
The Gamer and Prototype.

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A human joins the Summer Sun Celebration in Ponyville during Nightmare Moon's return. He thinks he's going to regret it. He's probably right.

A three part silly short, reboot of the "Hands" universe but doesn't require prior knowledge of that fic. Just for fun.

EDIT: Featured from 12/15/2019 to 12/21/2019.

Discord returns to Canterlot having completed the task Celestia gave him. When he tells Twilight what it was, she isn't happy.

Discord has found Tirek, and is about to parade him back to his friends for their love and adoration. But an offer is made, an enticing offer... He'll need to talk this one over with a friend.

The princess of the night has a daughter named Twilight Sparkle. When Luna is banished to the moon. Twilight feels nothing, just the hatred of Celestia for having banished her mother to the moon. whenever she looks at the moon, the only present feeling is sadness.
Inspired by Polaris501's story 'Heir of the Nightmare'

Twilight vector by uxyd: https://www.deviantart.com/uxyd/art/Sad-Twilight-357973293
Luna's room background by Boneswolbach: https://www.deviantart.com/boneswolbach/art/Luna-s-Room-545676832
Moon background by sigmavirus1: https://www.deviantart.com/sigmavirus1/art/MLP-FiM-Moon-MtT-314964851
Nightmare Moon vector by 90Sigma: https://www.deviantart.com/90sigma/art/Upset-Nightmare-Moon-Redux-375185142

This story is a sequel to A New Friend

Ten thousand years have passed since the golden age of ponykind collapsed and the horror of Old Night fell across the galaxy. Equus itself is now but a shadow of the shining beacon it once was.

The rulers of that golden age are long vanished, and few believe them to be anything more than myth and legend if they existed at all.

But one mare means to change that. None know her name, but none can deny her prowess or ability to lead. All will one day call her by a simple title. The Empress.

In her heart though, the Empress, the mare once known as Twilight Sparkle, will carry that title even though she feels she does not deserve it.