Ponies get punched, repeatedly. In the face.

Applejack's friends love her very much, which is why they must do the most painful thing imaginable:

Make her shut up about apples.

This story is a sequel to Scotchtavia

After a heavy night of drinking, most of which she can’t remember, Octavia awakens to a monstrous hangover. But even this isn’t enough to distract her from the obvious fact that Vinyl is acting… different. Kinder, sweeter, and much more considerate. Something happened last night, something that has clearly had a huge effect on Vinyl. But what could it possibly be?

Cover art courtesy of iJab on DeviantArt.

Reading by Astro Brony

UPDATE 09/09/2023: Edited story to fit better with my current writing standard. Original unedited story here!

After his death, Sam has been chosen by none other than Discord to introduce humanity to Equestria. However, this samurai is not planning on being used as a pawn by anyone. He has set some new goals while stranded in this strange land inhabited by ponies, and he's going to need their help getting back home.

However, they are reluctant to help-with a bloody history trailing behind him, can Sam's lifestyle and philosophy be accepted by ponies? And what does Discord really want with Sam?

(Takes placeafter S3)

My utmost thanks towards JBL and (former) Whiter Penmanshipfor becoming my proofreaders/editors!

Isaac Clarke awakens on Titan Station in the middle of a new outbreak. Will his faltering mind allow him to overcome his guilt and pain, or will he forever remain captive to the machinations of the Marker?

Rated Teen for strong language and violence. Disclaimer: I do not own Dead Space 2 or MLP:FiM. Also, some dialogue is taken from the game.

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Grop is your typical giant, one whose average day consists of tending to his favorite mammoths, collecting extortion money peace offerings from farmers, maintaining huge bonfires, and crushing the puny bones of haphazard bandits foolish enough to intrude on his camp to loot his shiny treasure. One particular day, he gets caught in the backwash of two deities' powerful magics, and is teleported to a faraway land across the ocean, a great kingdom populated by sapient talking equines. Upon noticing the change of scenery, with all the world falling into chaos around him, the giant is left with one lingering thought:

"What happened to all my shiny stuff?"

Human tag for brief appearances of some random Elder Scrolls characters.

A short story about waiting, hay fries, and the dangers of space and silence in matters of the heart.

Takes place in the background of "Twilight Time".

(Featured by Equestria Daily, The Royal Guard, and the Royal Canterlot Library. Thanks so much, everyone!)

On one of her few days off, Octavia simply wants to sleep and rest. however the public transport system keeps her awake, much to Octavia's growing annoyance.

Maybe its time to move out.

Time Turner, or as Derpy calls him, "Dr. Whooves," invites Derpy to spend a nice breakfast with him after work. Soon, the punctual stallion finds himself hard pressed to keep his emotions to himself.

Written as a cute little one-shot to test my ability to write less dark, and sinister stuff.

Memecon 2017.

A man attends the prestigious celebration of the Internet while cosplaying as the infamous doge.
Predictably, he gets sent to Equestria for no conceivable reason. Because of course.
This is what happens next.

My response to the LoHAV thing.