There are few constants in nature as universal as the fact that the big spoon will always be big, and the small spoon, small. However, what happens when your tiny unicorn marefriend becomes a princess and is suddenly four heads taller than you?

Follow Applejack and Twilight over the course of twenty years, as love flourishes, vows are exchanged, and Twilight goes against the very laws of nature by proving that even small spoons can be big every once in a while.

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Proofed by the extremely gentlemanly, RoMS and Undome Tinwe because, let's be honest, he proofreads everything. Y'all should check them out!

Cover Art was done by CinnamonSparx. Many thanks to him for allowing me to use it, and you can find the piece here.

"Incredibly sweet. Though I was not prepared for a sudden bit of political comedy in that bereavement. Thank you for a wonderful tale of dealing with the Amazing Colossal Girlfriend." - FanOfMostEverything

"This whole story has been heart-meltingly sweet." - Ice Star

"Downer ending to a lovely fluff piece, but a lovely fluff piece all the same. <3" - Rune Soldier Dan

Dear Twilight Sparkle:

Submitted for your approval is a bit of fanfiction ive been working on and am currently looking for some constructive criticism to help me develop my writing skills.

Synopsis: Continuity, character development, and drama. These are the things that make up a great story. An epic tale of our hero overcoming great strife to persevere in the end against a insurmountable foe. Or a heart wrenching tale of a girl looking for love in all the wrong places only to find it in the least likely place they could ever imagine. Or how about a detective trying to solve a murder and the path to its solution leading him down a dark and twisted path and suspects found around ever corner...

This is not any of those stories. Instead you get my Magnum Opus of an absolutely random, utterly chaotic, and hopefully hilarious attempt at comedy.

Please enjoy

Sincerely: Discord.
Lord of all things chaos.

(Author's Note: It will remain incomplete indefinitely.)

(Special thanks goes to Tomska for the inspiration.)

"Alright, Miss Sparkle. For your last manecut, you asked to take three inches off all around, except on the bangs. Would you like that same thing again? Or would you prefer to try something different this time?"

The question, of course, terrified Twilight Sparkle.

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Now featuring a Polish translation by the fabulous aTOM!

After Pinkie Pie almost drives Twilight to the brink of insanity, the unicorn decides to attempt a new spell to try and 'fix' things. Only afterwards, however, she notices some of her other friends exhibiting some rather... strange habits.

Now with it's own reading by the chivalrous and all-round awesome thisisausername2004 which can be found right here!

Special thanks to Mr101 for giving me the idea and to several other anonymous users including Black Cloud for proofreading.

In an abandoned castle deep within the Everfree forest, the battle of Everlasting Night is almost to a close. Nightmare Moon is weakened and nearly defeated and Twilight has awakened the five Elements that her friends embody.

But there's just one problem. She can't find the sixth!

In a last-ditch effort, Twilight casts a powerful and ancient spell (from a library she technically wasn't allowed in) to summon the final Element from the next universe over. (They won't miss it, right?)

Unfortunately, her spell works a little too well and now she's swimming in Elements. Can she find the true Element of Harmony, or will she go mad trying to sift through so many that are just slightly 'not right'?