"Hey Rarity, what's this book about?" Sweetie Belle asked her older Sister while pointing a hoof at the book on the breakfast table.
"That's a new book by a new author that Twilight is trying to back." Rarity explained as she took the book in her magic and cracked it open just a bit. "She says it's really funny though I haven't gotten around to reading it yet."
"Who's it written by?" Sweetie asked.
Rarity opened the book and was blasted in the face by a near constant fountain of sea water that had the unicorn blubbering and sputtering until it finally slowed to a trickle. "Discord..." the unicorn sighed with lament as she levitated a portable mirror up to her face and gasped at what she saw.
There stuck on Rarity's forehead happened to be seaweed that spelled out the letters...
JKL;
* * *
Twilight Sparkle, dressed in her favorite lab coat, opened her refrigerator intent on retrieving something important for her experiment.
Upon opening it Rarity's disembodied but still very clearly alive head said, "Kill me."
"Later." Twilight replied while retrieving the item for her experiment.
"Who!" Said Rainbow Dash's perfectly healed chest.
"Owluicius?" Twilight asked with a puzzled look towards Rainbow Dash.
* * *
Rainbow Dash, Vinal Scratch, and a brown pegasus remained unconscious and tangled together on the dance floor as ponies continued to dance and rave around them.
* * *
Celestia is about to enjoy a nice slice of red velvet cake with white frosting when she looks towards the door and asks "who are you?"
Seconds later a blast erupts from the kitchen and a blue Police Call Box flies down the hall under its own power with a very angry white alicorn goddess screaming bloody murder about her stolen treat while chasing after.
* * *
Hello!
You you should smile more.
Also I'm hugging you because you had a really really really really bad day dealing with grumpy mcmeanie pants all day who make unreasonable demand of you so you could probably use the comfort. You're also a good person and you're worth it and need to hear -er read it from time to time. It's like my friend Ditzy Doo, she can be clumsy sometimes but she tries real hard and does great at her job, even if some ponies call her mean names just because of her clumsy nature, so I often make her a spare muffin to help her feel better.
*Deep inhale*
Anyway the author is running out of things to write so I'm going to head out.
Also
Your my new bestest friend, and you're still worth it.
Pikie what are you doing to my story!?
But you're not the one who's actually wr-
STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!
* * *
:And now it's time for Science with Twilight Sparkle:
Twilight walked up to a chalkboard with a smile on her face. With her magic she levitated a piece of chalk up and brought it close to the board. "Today we're going to learn abo-" was as far as she got before a grand piano landed on her, again.
"Oopsies!" said Celestias trollish voice from somewhere up above.
* * *
Zechora was gathering up wood in the Everfree forest. One particular stick caught her attention which caused her to pause and examine it much more closely, that is until Pinkie Pie walked by giving the stick a little slap.
The stick laughed in response much to Zechora's shocked confusion before she quickly threw it right back where she found it.
* * *
Mrs. Cake gently placed the freshly baked pie in the display counter and closed the back. A unicorn stallion approached the counter ready to buy something when the pie made a very loud sneeze that startled everyone in the shop.
"Discord helped you with the baking again?" Mr. Cake asked.
Everypony else had already left the shop as fast as their hooves could carry them.
* * *
Luna, the moonpony.
"IAMNIGHTMAREMOON!!"
The End.
* * *
Mare Do Well approaches Rainbow Dash holding up a live grenade with the pin pulled saying, "Here, this is for you."
"Oh gee thanks!" Rainbow Dash says and takes a bite out of it. "Mmm, Pineapple."
* * *
"Hello Scootaloo." Fluttershy greeted one of her chickens as she went onward to take care of the rest of her animals.
The chicken was enveloped in a green aura to reveal a changeling in disguise. "How does she always know?" The orange changeling with purple fins and tail asked nopony in particular.
* * *
"Kitten fight!" Button Mash exclaimed with excitement before an angry Fluttershy jumps out of the bushes glaring at the Colt.
"Don't you d-" was all she managed to get out before a kitten landed on her face.
Fluttershy Donated a new Button Mash statue to Celestia for her garden.
* * *
Celestia walks up alongside her younger sister Luna with a sly grin and asks, "Do you like bananas?"
"I like pears" Luna said while doing shades as she continues "I fell down some stairs." She then goes sliding down a set of stairs on her backside while pulling out a doughnut and resuming with "I eat-"
Celestia ate Luna's chocolate eclair in one bite.
* * *
A blue Police Call Box materializes in the middle of Ponyville town square. A brown earth pony emerges from inside while taking a cautious look around before sighing with relief.
With more confidence he takes three steps away from the box and is promptly crushed by a grand piano.
* * *
Nightmares Moon looms over the denizens of ponyville a grin spreads on her face that soon erupts into a cackling laugh. She waves a hoof in the air over her audience as she says, "Ah! After ten thousand years I'm finally free! Time to conquer Equestria!"
Pinkie Pie facehoofs.
* * *
Pinkie Pie double facehoofs.
LEAVE THE FOURTH WALL ALONE!!!