Dear Twilight Sparkle:

Submitted for your approval is a bit of fanfiction ive been working on and am currently looking for some constructive criticism to help me develop my writing skills.

Synopsis: Continuity, character development, and drama. These are the things that make up a great story. An epic tale of our hero overcoming great strife to persevere in the end against a insurmountable foe. Or a heart wrenching tale of a girl looking for love in all the wrong places only to find it in the least likely place they could ever imagine. Or how about a detective trying to solve a murder and the path to its solution leading him down a dark and twisted path and suspects found around ever corner...

This is not any of those stories. Instead you get my Magnum Opus of an absolutely random, utterly chaotic, and hopefully hilarious attempt at comedy.

Please enjoy

Sincerely: Discord.
Lord of all things chaos.

(Author's Note: It will remain incomplete indefinitely.)

(Special thanks goes to Tomska for the inspiration.)