I am Midnight Red Vel’vet Melody Dawn Sparkle and this is my story

Cox:My Little Scrubs!? What an original title! It's- it's like combining My Little Pony and a completely different show into one seamless title! Nobody has ever done that before! Gen-i-us! Must've taken all night to come up with that one, eh big boy? Bets on how long before this is abandoned? Anyone? I've got 5 bits on this lasting three chapters. I know, I know, that's a bit generous, buuuuuut I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt here.

.... Thanks, Dr. Cox. Anyway, Sacred Heart is a hospital filled to the brim with quirky workers, from the daydreaming sensitive doctor JD to the lawyer sad sack Ted. But when the hospital gets a certain purple pony and her dragon as patients, it opens the floodgates for even more crazy to be let in.

Well, this is going to be my effort to combine two of my favorite shows, Scrubs and My Little Pony. Problem is, I don't know any medicine! So please, along with the usual constructive criticism, please throw out any medicine problem you know, pony, human, or otherwise!

In an alternate Equestria Twilight Sparkle couldn't make any friends. Sad and lonely in her library in Ponyville, Twilight writes one of the most controversial and offensive novels ever to exist in Equestria in hopes that it would get the attention of at least somepony. What happens next is a bit more than she could have asked for...

-----Author's Note-----

This short story is meant as sort of a viewpoint on troll-fictions (stories created for the sole purpose of "trolling" or annoying readers). It's sort of a message on how you come off to others and the reality of what you're doing. I got the idea from a good friend of mine while I was visiting him, and decided I would make a story about it. I kept it short because I felt the point is pretty self explanatory.

Dedicated to the friend who inspired me to write it.

Author: Pinkie Pie, shut up! No you can't name- You already did. Son of a...
Pinkie Pie: So author, you're always writing stories about me! How about I write a story about YOU!?
Author: That is a horrible... horrible... HORRIBLE ide-
Pinkie: Spectacularific! Let's do it!

A hack author (from "Extremely Terrible and Horrifying Stories" and "Mystery Pinkie Pie Theater 3000") is attempting to write his next magnum opus. Then Pinkie Pie happens.
Not the most original idea in existence, but hey, this is my take on how it would play out.

In Putting Your Hoof Down, Fluttershy only got a chance to dismantle Pinkie and Rarity. What if Twilight, Dash, and AJ were there too? Pic by John Joseco.

In the darkness, some pony farted.

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie take on evil, fighting all crime to save the day!

Can the two overcome the villain's fiendish, shapely plot this episode!? Stay tuned and find out!

The bustling city of Metropony is under siege by Luna and her villainous assistant Trixie's army of deadly Lunatrons! Can Lyra and Bon Bon's crimefighting prowess and vast supply of heavy munitions keep the city safe for yet another week? Find out in this exciting episode of... HARPFLANK AND SWEETS. Warning: Not suitable for under-5s or those of an unawesome disposition.

- Now with added side-story, by supersheep64! - Harpflank and Sweets: The Lost Episodes
- Now with more added side-story, by RTStephens! - Haprflank and Sweets: Season 1
- Now with further more added parody, by Cold in Gardez! - Harpflank and Sweets: A Very Special Episode
- Now with extra further more added parody monstrosity, by Blueshift! - Sweetflank and Harps
- Now with extra TVTropes!
- Featured on EqD, rated 6-Star, for what it's worth!
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