Ah, Sacred Heart. A hospital with many names. Hellhole, the Loony Bin, Sacred Fart(My personal fav. That prank was classic!), etc. But, as awesome as Sacred Fart is, when you get down to it the second name is far and away the most appropriate. Don't believe me? Well, first you have me, JD, an unicorn doctor with a wonderful blue palette and a cutie mark of a stethoscope. Sure, a surgical knife or a defibrillator would've been more badass,but I am proud of my stethoscope! It's a classic! Anyway, while I have boyish good looks and an ass like firm mutton, there are some who would look on my constant journeys into my head as "weird" or "crazy". It's ok, voice in my head. They just don't understand.
Then there's my best friend forever, Turk. A pegasus with an intriguing green color that reminds me of a serene grassland. I could get lost in that fur forever.... Where was I? Right! Turk's a surgeon who treats surgery almost like a game. He's a "jock" while I'm a "nerd". He has a badass surgical knife as a cutie mark. He's married to the beautiful sassy earth pony Carla, purple like.... okay, I think I'm out of eloquent similes for today. She's purple, alright? Her cutie mark is a clipboard(See! My cutie mark isn't the lamest mark in this place!). Then there's my coworkers, the neurotic pegasus Elliot Reid(who got the generic Red Cross cutie mark) and my mentor, no matter how much he tries to hide it, the amazing unicorn Dr. Cox! Quick as a whip and as mean as a Slim Jim, deep down he has a heart of gold. He'd probably kick my ass if he heard that, but still! He has the awesome cutie mark of a defibrillator.
That's not mentioning all the supporting cast. We've got the perverted, double entendre spewing The Todd("That's not the only thing I'm spewing!" Oh god he's in my head! "Mind-bump!"), the depressing sad sack lawyer Ted, the insane Janitor who's made it his life mission to torment me, our two-timing outdated evil boss Dr. Kelso, and more! With all that crazy day in and day out, you'd think we'd be used to it, impervious to any insanity. But that was proven wrong when a quirky purple unicorn and her dragon assistant were admitted here, and her five just as quirky friends followed.