Ditzy Doo has long been seen as Ponyville's kind, albeit klutzy, mail mare, and seeing her around the town over the years has long been iconic to the locals.

That is until Twilight Sparkle finds out there was actually a bit more to it than was let on...

Cover art by C-Puff

Featured 2/26/2021

Being a mailpony is often an unrewarding job. You deliver letters and packages, and sometimes you mix things up and other ponies get upset. Still, there's got to be something positive that can come out of such a dull and thankless career, and Derpy is determined to make the most of it.

Even if she never gets any credit for the effort she puts into it.

Edited by the talented Fuzzy Fabricator.

Necromancy gets a bad rep.

Oh, sure, some ponies like the whole cliche of the evil zombie master, pulling his puppet strings to make corpses dance and kill for their amusement. And yeah, you kinda do have to work with dead bodies a lot, and most ponies find that a bit creepy. Oh, and you learn a lot of spells to kill things and gain power from it.

But, come on, that doesn't mean all necromancers are bad... right?

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Dinky enjoys staying with Sparkler, but is still anxious to go back home to her mom. The bright young filly and the young-at-heart mare use their time together to teach each other about growing up and what it means to be family.
A sequel to Ditzy Doo's Dismally Derpy Day.

A day in the life, and a glimpse into the mind, of Ponyville's favorite mail carrier and single mom. But if she had the choice of any one day for everyone to read about, it probably wouldn't be this one...

Ditzy is only lacking one thing in her life—aside from good balance, eternal wealth, princess-hood, etc. But since she can't do anything about the other items on the list, she is going to set her goals on something much more achievable.

She is going to get a coltfriend.

Author's Note:
Hump day. Hooray!

With all the recent disasters in ponyville, Celestia believes some fun can be had.

The Grand Muffin War is on as all of ponyville takes it on.

Derpy Hooves is more than happy to be apart of this. Soon everypony will learn that she is not as cautious as all thinks. She may in fact surprise the most pristine fighters in all of Equestria. Will she triumph over the competition? Will Rainbow Dash have someone who can actually beat her in a race? WHAT OF CELESTIA'S TROLL SIDE?!

All those and more, as long as Derpy can have a muffin in-between

When Celestia leaves for the Griffin Kingdoms on a diplomatic mission, Princess Luna is left in charge. However, when Celestia is captured and held by the Kingdoms' ruler King Aeris and Equestria is invaded, Luna must lead the resistance from the depths of the Everfree Forest in her first real trial since coming home.

The Doctor had left Derpy to take care of something that he worried that Derpy will get hurt on. While they are both broken hearted in leaving. Derpy gives a Pinkie Promise (the ones you HAVE to keep) to wait for the Doctor on a hill where they first met. While the Doctor promises to come back. But they don't expect to be gone for 5 years....

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Ditsy Doo or known as Captain D of the royal guard has been stuck in war for 2 and a half years. War that happened when Princess Celestia was killed and Princess Luna got sick and defenses were weakened. It was always up to the Captain now. But when a clot the enters in a blue box comes back the war is suddenly on a new turn. Will the Doctor save Equestria once again? What has happened to Captain D/Derpy? And what will the Doctor do to get her back?

This is my first My Little Pony FanFiction. This is really the only shipping I really support in this show. This IS the Doctor based on the 11th doctor but I am more of a Matt Smith fan then David Tenate. You really don't need to watch Doctor Who to understand this but some jokes will be based off it. I also kinda like to go with things that happened in Doctor Whooves and Assistance from YouTube. So yeah. I hope you enjoy this!

-DO NOT OWN COVER PIC ITS BY http://www.deviantart.com/art/General-Derpy-261702196-

ON HOLD FOR EDITING AND PROOFREADING

Spin-off from Chaos: the Age of Spike; the adventures of the newest and smallest of Equestrian Guards.

With Derpy Hooves as Captain Hooves
Octavia Melody as Lieutenant Melody
Vinyl Scratch as Private Scratch
Lyra Heartstrings as Private Heartstrings
And Bon-Bon as Private Sweetie Drops

They may not the strongest or the most disciplined soldiers but together they’ll protect Princess Twilight and help her spread the Magic of Friendship to all over the Kingdom!!