Let me tell you the tale of how I got stuck in an Equestrian zoo because Princess Celestia got mad at me for finding a magic bag.

Note: I wrote this in the middle of season 4. I have made absolutely no changes to it since then. I'm uploading it as I found it. It's proof that in all these years, my writing hasn't improved.

Note: Freddie doesn't get A.I.D.S. here and is bisexual.

After a concert in New York, New York on November 24th, 1991, the band finds themselves in the land of Equestria with their instruments and decide to aim high.

All songs used are by Queen ©.

If any copy right violations are seen in this story, I will address as soon as I can.

Due to unknown circumstances, Jeremy finds himself in Equestria, with nothing but his clothes on. While he's trying to adapt to his unique circumstances, a series of incidents start occuring, ending up with fires spread across entire Equestria. Jeremy quickly finds himself blamed for them, but is given a chance to prove his innocence. What dark secrets will he discover along the way?

Have you ever wondered what Princesses Celestia and Luna's lives were like when they were fillies? This story goes into the history of their foalhood, as well as their parents.

After a long, tired day of constant paperwork, Princess Celestia receives a large package from a fan in Fillydelphia. Opening it, she discovers an amazing, new item that will change her life.

WARNING - this is not a very well-written fic. I was tired as heck when I finished the first chapter at around 12 am one Saturday and wrote the second one early before sunrise on Tuedsay.

The Wraith has been at this for a while now! One night after a failed hostage situation a freak and unusual storm manifests out of nowhere taking him and his air craft with him! when he comes to he wakes up in a cave not sure how he got there, to later come to the surprise of his life, talking horses!

What happens when you get displaced and gain hacker abilities that allow you to use any cheat and command you can think of? You go have some fun at the expense of others of course! (Like my other story, takes place after Sombra's defeat in season 9 but with the change that Celestia and Luna never retired.)

So suddenly, my life was ripped away from me. My friend and family are gone. Everything I once knew vanished before me.

Magic? Ponies? I don't understand it at all. All I know is I'm not me anymore, and my memory is fading. Then, just as I was starting to get comfortable in this new world, I find my former face staring back at me one day, and with it my life changes once more.

So much for living peacefully.

Cover art was made by the wonderfull Jesuka

Thanks to Miner and AlicornPriest Who helped with some editing!

And another big thank you to Tom117z and Skijarama for inspiring me to start writing again

Oh, hello there young ones! What did you say your names were? Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie belle?
Ok, but what are fillies as young as you three doing all the way out here in the Everfree forest? Someone told you that I tell stories didn't they?
I knew it! Well then, which story should I tell you three. Hmmm, I know it should be a good one.... Ah, I know! How would you three like too hear about the beginnings of our kind?

Join the three as they learn about how Ponies came to be.... and where did the alicorns go?
Also a part of my soon to be expanded Universe of the Ballistic Ponies

During their heated argument, Celestia says some things she shouldn't have. And it hits Luna harder than she thought it would.

Now Celestia has to figure out how to fix the problem and show her sister how loved she really is.