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So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

If I ever get good at Rocket League, I'll change my name to Terra Score-a.

space is a waste

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

Dead as a doornail since 2014

Army, writer, friend, and wikd imgination. This is a short hobby ive had since 2012. Been a brony since 2010

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

I cook my chicken skin side down to make sure I only judge it by the content of its character.

I may not be a great writer,