I don't do things

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

haha rainbow machine go brrr

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

Klaatu barada nikto =^.^=

May the floss be with you.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

Writer of kinky horse words, and less kinky comments that can be longer than some entire fics.

I enjoy writing about ponies. Mostly ponies having about sex.

Hi. I'm just a guy. I might write sometime. I don't know.

Someone who's sensitive on things that's vulgar and violent. I WILL retaliate if anyone who's agressive towards me.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

The man without a plan.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here