I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

I type stories using my hands

A fellow traveler...

Just someone who loves a good MLP fanfiction

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Wants to be a Mac programmer.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Lurker who decided to try his hoof at fanfiction. God help me.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

I like Ponies, especially pegasus ponies.