Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Done.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Trust me, I'm a doctor. I fix things.