Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

A little turtle who likes to write

We are soldiers in white gloves.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

haha rainbow machine go brrr

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

“You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.” George Bernard Shaw

As a woman born with Cerebral Palsy, I'm not just defined by my condition. I write stories about ponies with disabilities because that’s my own experiences.

Retired author, husband and father.

Klaatu barada nikto =^.^=

I'm just a fan of MLPFIM who tries to find good stories every now and then.

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

Just a lesbian with a laptop.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

I love reading Fan fiction, and sometimes, I like creating dramatic readings for them. :) http://www.youtube.com/user/thelostnarrator