I...I am a monument to all your sins...

"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." - Kurt Vonnegut. Currently accepting commissions!

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

I'm a female graphic design student and I'm just here to write and read stories. I also do art requests.

Why the name? FMA is awesome. Why the avatar? I like One Piece even more. Welcome to my page and enjoy the stories!

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Hey! I like Derpy. And butts. And Derpy's butt. Other butts are cool too, though. ~TOOWC

Nah, stranger. I'm just a man. A man with a deep love of friendship, stories... and ponies. Movies too, but this site's for ponies.

Working to better myself. Please consider supporting via my Ko-Fi link!

Welcome to my little corner of the internet

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

Are you a Rebel?

Part-time writer

I write weird shit. That's really it.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.

Thou who art undead, art chosen............

Love mlp

Too much to write; too little time