There's always something attractive about the word 'epic' and its best friend, 'fail'.

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

Lol, communists.

I'm a musician, songwriter, and erstwhile actor and improviser, with a BA in theatre and a minor in Latin. That's the short version.

Iatrogenesisist extraordinaire!

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

Improvement is a dire mistress.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

i have cancer

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

Everyday writer for your needs.

Pascal is an avid reader who is interested in trying his hand at writing fiction for fun.

8000 soldiers!

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I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.

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My name is Ryu Nintendo and I know all the cheat codes.