Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

My only aim, is to entertain!

Literally, Reckless. Ponies give this sorrel mare purpose. Be kind. Be happy. Be a good pony. 🐎 1948 - 2024

Military pegasus that enjoys ponies and human x royalty. You have been warned!

10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell

The longer you stare at my profile picture the worse it gets.

I am the Emperor of Cake.

Just some guy who started trying to actually write something after almost two years of lurking. Apparently people like to read the stuff that goes on in my head. Huh.

I am hate, I am fear, I am sorrow, I am DESPAIR!!!!!!!!

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Just a writer as a hobby.

Too much to write; too little time

Back in the Saddle. New Updating Coming right to your face. Not currently Open for Commissions. Feel free to DM me about anything else!

"The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal."

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

Oh? You're approaching my userpage? Instead of reading away, you're reading closer to me?

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.