;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

whelp

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

seriously delete this shit please

Hello, future coworkers. Welcome to back when I was... younger. It hurts the more I think about it.

Ex-Programming Co-Lead for Legends of Equestria, Proud owner of one Celestia Plushie

Your friendly local hollow eyed demon baby.

Extra clever earthbound spirit

It's not about winning, it's about making sure no one else has fun

Maker of mods for Dwarf Fortress and Paradox games. Currently making a Crusader Kings mod. Support my modding activities.

I shall vow to follow everyone.

[26/08/2013] darf: people like you make me fucking sick [26/08/2013] darf: i hope you become a paraplegic you shitcunt [left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert]

Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

That one guy who watches other guys write stories about extra dimensional sapient ponies.

I draw Ponies, hit my page for some examples.