Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Forget not that I am a derp.

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Not a changeling.

Scraping my way up

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

Puppet Master of Feels™ - Idea Bouncy-Castle of Awesome™

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Scootaloo is the bestest and greatest crusader. Sweetie Belle is nothing but a dog's chew toy--one of the squeaky ones--given life, and Apple Bloom just sucks.

Former pony writer, slightly unhinged whatever.

That one Raccoon who loves movies far, far too much.

Makes ponies cry

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.

Not the milk.

loves tiaras.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb