On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I didn't write any of that.

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Loving husband and proud daddy of two girls

A gibbering mound of horseflesh who has learned to hate.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!