He was a humble apple farmer with a simple wooden collar, while she was an luminous ruler clad in gold. When Princess Celestia invites Big Macintosh to Canterlot to discuss agricultural problems, he finds a life he never imagined and a lover he never dared dream about.
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Didn't see that coming! Oh sweet Celestia, I only have five points on me right now. Here, they're all I've got, take them.
Look, I'll write you a cheque for the rest of the points you deserve, okay?
Big Mac, prepare for the shock of your life.
*standing by with bucket of cold water and defib unit.*
" And then they fucked` is no better!"
I loved that line
Nail'd it.
'They kissed, and it was sexy. And then Celestia and Big Macintosh had sex.'
Fuckin' lol'd.
This is one of the funnier fica here. 5/5
wat
Nice Story! Ending was Hilarius! By the way, I found these weird star things lying around. Here, you can have them!
I'm beginning to think Fluttershy writing clopfics about her friends and acquaintances (especially Big Mac) is practically fanon. Not that I don't love it, of course.
The only reason I know what "consort" means is because of the Asari Consort in Mass Effect, on the Citadel.
That was too hilarious. 5 stars for you!
Excellent!
Onto favorites list it goes!
XD Rats, it's already complete?! XD Would ahve been nice to see if/how the relationship grew after getting Mac's *AHEM* help. Still, that was rather good! Easily 5 star!
~ Moonstone, Minstrel of Equestria
All and all a very enjoyable read.
But the ending, absolutely brilliant. All of my stars, have them.
“-ear me apar-” Luna gestured, front hoofs wide.
“So he scared off Luna, huh, Celly?”
Oh man this is hilarious stuff! XD
"he shrugged and sealed his fate."
i hate when that happens
Pffft
Pretty nice story you made. I wasn't liking where it was going but then I lold.
Great story. Well written, humorous, went from dirty to clean to dirty in 10 seconds flat.
So, uh, 'Those 4 stars that aided Luna's escape'? You can have those. Hell, I'll even throw in a spare. :P
Sweet Jesus, that was hilarious. I almost ruptured something, I was laughing so hard.
Fluttershy, you're wrong. "...And then they all fucked" is the best ending to anything.
And clopfic-writer Fluttershy is best Fluttershy.
There is but one problem with this: With the way you wrote this, I felt rushed, rushed, and rushed some more. A little choppy, but...well done.
4.5/5
The ending made it perfect. Had to admit the title made me go derp for a second but glad I gave it chance good sir!
Its almost biblical... "and on the sixth day.. celestia and mac had sex and it was good."
Bwuahahahaha, nice one there at the end.
You just gotta love a twist ending!
Oh Fluttershy, I can't wait for your first anthology!
Freaking hilarious! One wonders what will happen when AJ finds out about Fluttershy's attempt at writing equine erotica.
Yup. That's it. Dat ending.
PURE GENIUS!
I chuckled heartily. Well played sir.
Consarn it Fluttershy! You need to go into more detain than just "they had sex".
Celestia X Big Mac is one of my fettishes!
Er, i mean...
What a lovely little story there, Fluttershy. I really liked it.
Sequal?
mmmm i have a problem here, i seem to have way to many stars with me,can you help me with 5? THANKS!!
i di not see that one "comeing"
I remember this. It definitely needs a sequel!
That ending made me laugh! Well done good sir!
'It was all just a dream' ruines a story for me, and 'it was all just a story' is only one trip up (not even a step) from it...but you made it so funny that i forgot about that. I'll be honest; I've never seen either scenario handled so well
Fluttershy writing clopfic about Big Mac and Celestia is hilarious, I demand more!
I lold.
You, my good sir, have earned another 5stars. Very rarely can someone end a story so brashly and it still hilarious. You've got a new follower.
And then Fluttershy became Butterscotch Sundae.
The concept is 5 star-worthy, the execution... not quite 5 stars yet. I'll be following, of course. I also wish Angel was my proofreader...
Looks like Celestia
*puts on sunglasses*
has been plowed.
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Oh Sweet Apple Acres, that was awesome. It ended suddenly, but awesomely. Plus the "They kissed, and it was sexy. And then Celestia and Big Macintosh had sex" and "And then they fucked"" just made it 20% cooler. Congrats. This is the first story I read on here and the first one that I'm gonna follow.
superb. five stars for you, and adding this story to my favorites.
They kissed, and it was sexy. And then Celestia and Big Macintosh had sex.
Eeyup
"And then all the readers got trolled massively. The End!"
I started to suspect it was a trap when Big Mac went along with everything so quickly. I was like "Waiiiiiit a hoofing minute... is this what I think it is?"
And as soon as the "And then they had sex" line happened, I knew! Because I've done the very same thing in several troll RPs I've done. Well done setting up the trap! *looks at all the tricked ponies flailing about in the trap* Oooo! You got a good load!
Romance Writer Fluttershy is best Fluttershy!
This story is awesome! I'm honestly interested in the setting of the story within the story. It feels like there's more story to tell, if you feel up to writing a sequel.
Eeyup, always love the fic-in-fic -approach.
FIM-seption they came to call it i think..
but for the sake of completeness: Kids, always remember to read a (job-)contract from cover to cover before signing!