*Reads title*
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Why is it always a clopfic?

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Why is what?
If you're referring to the story, it wasn't intended to be, but there was quite a bit of demand for it so I decided to make a seperate "Story" for those that want to add some extra flavor to their reading experience. It's like having spicy chicken as opposed to normal chicken. You can have either you chose, it's just up to you if you add the hot sauce or not.

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2286912 Well this saucy tale was definitely hot.

Good job, Spike. We are very pround with you.

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how ya know? maybe she's taking pills...

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It's gonna sound like a bit of a copout, and it kinda is, but my excuse as to why Rarity doesn't get preggers until it's convenient, is due to control from Spike's side. As Dragons have the ability to reproduce with most anything due to being especially magical creatures, they have a control over this ability, choosing when to impregnate creatures that aren't dragons.

I know it's a copout, but it does make sense to me, and explains why there aren't so many half-dragons flying around.

2287267 Typo, or amusing pun? Probably a typo, but still

Could use loins a little less, and it was tad on the short side, but not bad. You could dig a bit deeper into individual character emotions and thoughts to really get something great here.

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Definitely a typo, but it's fixed now.

And believe it or not this was the first 'clop' piece I've ever done.
I'll admit, I knew I wasn't writing anything too deep, mainly because I was rushing to get this out within the day and kinda ran out of ideas.

Hopefully the next time I do something like this, it's a little more inspired.

And I'll agree, I like the word loins a little too much.

2291755 Actually, I do. You have a promise for the writing type, but it's clear a few things are still a little weird for you about it. I expect with a little more time, you'd do quite well.

Pretty good for your first clop story, will look forward to more when Rarity gives Spike a hot wake-up call, lol.

AWSOME

You do realize dragons have two of 'it'.

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If you meant dicks, just say cocks. Anyway, the number of penises (Peni?) on a fictional and magical creature, I would believe is determined by the writer.

Dat cover picture.

ALSO overused joke but, after every chapter Spike is all, "Aww yeah..."

I wonder if she ever lets him wear his chain and turtle neck sweater...

2297355 Based on WHAT lore?

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The lore of the headcanon. No one can stop it.

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Except the actual story.......

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Alternatively, you could just say she's not fertile at the moment, or it just didn't take. Even with magical creatures, reproduction is always a role of the dice, even when it's not same species reproduction.

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I don't rightly give a damn though. Whatever explanation folk are happy with works.

I thought dragons have two phallus.

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So awesome, and that title though, lol!

plz continue!

Every time he says "SPIKE... WANT!!!!" you know it's about to get real!

They didn't notice that the sparks got so intense that a lot of them broke though the wall and blow up some buildings and set fire to the forest.