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Captain L
A man born and raised in Worcester, MA. I like Mega Man. A lot. Fluttershy is best pony, and I will make her mine one day.
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I enjoyed this. So funny and relevant. XD
Rainbow Dash + Window = Sexy fun time? That story has potential. Someone better write it. Like and Favorite, just because you're funny as shit and remind me of my own style of comedy: weird, screwed up crap.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh my Gods what the hell did I just read? IT WAS BRILLIANT!!!
"Clopfics provide the backbone and blood to the entire Internet, the only thing that everyone likes, even if they won’t admit it."
i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6879644160/h15367BE1/
o_o
This might just be the greatest thing I've stumbled upon.
Now to reading.
EDIT: Oh.... my. This is hilarious.
Rainbow dash hates being still*
Has sex with inanimate objects*
Whenever I see something labeled as 'Comedy', I have the urge to try harder not to laugh at it.
I laughed still. Congratulations.
Since I can't ask about the second one... Why Fluttershy?
So lets see, consensual, incest, rape, gay, rule 63 (kind of) freaky monster sex, annoying dialouge, self insert, OC.
Covers everything except normal stallion and mare, underaged, and group sex.
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Why Fluttershy for Flame Bristle? Because Flame Bristle is me, and I do love Fluttershy. She is sexiest pony.
As for your list, you forgot robot. Mega Stallion is a robot. That counts for something.
I don't plan to write normal sex, because normal is boring. Group sex I'll cover very quickly, and I plan to go into a lot of detail for underaged.
I get the feeling group and underaged are coming hoof in hoof. CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS.... SOMETHING WE HAVEN'T TRIED YET!!!
Alright, it's time for the "Comment while I read" post! Let's begin
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Fix'd
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♫Grab your dick and double-click for PORN, PORN, PORN!♪
I just finished acting in the play, as one of the Bad Idea Bears.
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Everyone knows that King Dedede is the way to go. Either that or Clunk.
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All-in-all, a funny read. Now I'm pining for some of those stories...
This is pretty good, it manages to be funny and offer some good advice at the same time.
I may come back to this after I finish my current clopfic. I quite like the idea of air-on-air sex
Intro was great.
So was the rest, I guess. Well done.
*epic slow clap* fu*king good work! *thump up+ fave + follow*
WHEEL OF FETISHES!
I have no idea what I just read, but so far, I'm liking it! Have another fave.
Ah Discord and Pinkie Pie making stories better. Keep it up!
I can't believe I'm making this comment, but I think it should be mentioned... As, you know, this is supposed to be a guide to writing clopfic.
Fetish content can be good, but it can also be bad; case in point, when I saw 'pee' I knew that I'd be skipping past the example, as that's one of my turn-offs.
Basically, adding a fetish can both deepen and narrow the appeal: fewer people may wind up liking it, but those who do will like it much more.
Maybe something for the next chapter?
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Be thankful that I didn't pick something really weird. Like any kind of porn BrainScratchComms mentions (Literal food porn, fire porn, munitions porn, weather porn). It would've been crap and weird. Pee is weird, but it's at least a more normal one. Plus, I have enough experience to write it proper. That's the reason I picked it.
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Oh, I'm not complaining about your choice of fetish, I'm just thinking "How can this be a better guide?" ANY fetish content can be a double-edged blade.
During Applejack's and Sombra's scene... I almost felt like I was watching mining porn.... And then Discord and Pinkie Pie explained that it was all metaphorical and I'm all like... Ohhhhhhhhhh.... Still it was pretty good for a short example... Not a ship I could behind, but still rather good.
OMG!!! That HAS to make a comeback in future chapters! Please?
Also.... WHEEL... OF... FETISHES!!!!!!
You didn't seem shy wen I read your "work."
You know, Discord isn't a jerk. He doesn't insult people without provocation or reason. Since nobody is being mean to him, and he isn't trying to rile someone up, you have portrayed Discord as a jerk. I, as a loyal Follower of Discord (yes, we have a group), find this unfair. I will not dislike this fic. I will, in fact, favorite it, but in the future, I'd appreciate you trying to emulate the characters actual personality.
1804989 I aspire to be like you! I love random/comedy. Please look at this fic I wrote and tell me what you think. Be as critical as you feel you need to be.
Chocolate Syrup and Lemonade
Am I seriously the only one who got the reference?
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It's because deprecating and insulting is my exact style of humor. And the entire story wouldn't be as funny if Trixie was the host instead. You could say the reason is because this is a show, so he's playing a sort-of character when on-screen, but that doesn't make much sense. So, the reason is because that's my humor.
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I made a lot of references in this story. You're going to have to be more specific.
1875883 The only reference I got was the Minecraft reference.
References to Spongebob and Whose Line are the ones I noticed first. I'm sure there are many more. Hell, even the title is yet another Spongebob reference! Good work, though. I almost pissed my trousers when you made the story version of Sweetie Bell stay robotic. It was fucking- my bad, bucking- hilarious.
Lol! I think Sweetie Bell was turned into Thackazod! I'm not to sure but that's what I think anyways, please keep up the great work.
AAAHHH! I BURNED MY HAND!
At night.
Also, isn't the term, 'Boink', not 'Bonk'? Or, at least, that's what my parents told me.
Yeah, my parents could be better.
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Off the top of my head, I also referenced JonTron/Game Grumps, No More Heroes 2, Star Wars, Team Fortress 2, and I forgot to put in one to Homestar Runner. I know there's more, but I can't remember.
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I had to look up what Thrackazod was, and I still don't really know. I wrote her to be more like Fi. So it's a shock people like what I wrote.
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I have never once heard of "boink" being used in that context. I used "bonk" because I wrote Babs Seed to talk exactly the same as The Scout. All because of the accent.
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Game Grumps? I'll have to try and find that one.
[EDIT] I can't believe I didn't recognize "Who Farted"...
SWEETIE-BOT!!!!!
Hahahahahaha!!!! This thing never fails to make me bust a gut! And me oh my... Rarity you naughty little guardian you... YOU'RE IN THE PRESENCE OF A FILLY!!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!!? But the best part was when Sweetie-Bot said "Fun commences with motion!" Oh my gawd!!!
And... HURRAY!!! THE WHEEL OF FETISHES HAS RETURNED!!
And in use to invoke the mental image of my favorite pairing using it in the bedroom...
Need I say more?
1910343 That's the first person I thought of and that's why I said that lol.
Meh, the pee one really didn't mess with it much. Also, isn't it usually called 'watersports' instead?
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Watersports is more used in the sense of using pee directly during the sexual acts, with the most common being golden showers. What I described is classified as omorashi, the arousal of seeing or experiencing pee desperation. I described that because watersports actually disgusts me, which is odd when omorashi is my fetish. And because it is, I know what a general story using it looks like.
Loved the Game Grumps reference. Can't believe I missed the one at the start of the previous chapter for a while.
There's probably a lot of authors who could learn a thing or two from this story.
Here's hoping you've succeeded at making the world of clop a better place.
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you obviously didn't get the TF2 Refrence
Babs Scout
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Eh, I'm never able to keep up with video game references. I hate that though, because then it makes me feel like an old person, which I'm not.
is there omorashi in this story?
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One of the mini-stories within the story does use omorashi for its fetish appeal, yes.
Oh gods XD Not EG! Anything but that!
Welp... We're all fucked.
YAY! PSYCHONAUTS REFERENCE. I need to play that game again one day.
WhoaWhoaWhoa..WhoaWhoa...Whoa. Am I really the first person to comment on this chapter. Anyway, I just paused my reading to say that the Monty Python reference is amazing. I shall now continue my reading. I may or may not edit this comment with my future thoughts.
Ah so far so good. I didn't know Lrya was there lol.
This is the greatest fic to ever exist I swear
And it gets better
Why does Discord have a sexual orientation?
Chaos, man. Diversity. Variety. If there is any sexual experience Discord hasn't tried, I would be utterly shocked. And being all like "I'm straight! I'm totally not gay! Men freak me out!" is so unbelievably stereotypical... I can't comprehend chaos and disharmony incarnate being even slightly discombobulated at the thought of gay sex. The first time it came up it was funny, but the ending of this episode was annoying because of all the "I'm totally not gay!" crap. Discord would have sex with a toaster if he thought it would be mildly amusing. The idea of screwing a sentient being with a penis is just not going to be an issue with him.
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You can't tell me there isn't some sort of difference between the way someone like Discord would present himself sexually, compared to someone like Captain Jack Harkness, or even the Winningverse's Cloud Kicker. Those are the types that would "screw everything that breathes and quite a few things that don't". Discord, on the other hand, would most certainly have probably every fetish imaginable and no qualms about inanimate objects, but that doesn't mean he has to be such a big fan of dick. Discord could easily have been born (or however he came to be) without gay interests. No doubt he could change that at will, but he would need some reason to want to do it.