Oh gods XD Not EG! Anything but that!

Welp... We're all fucked.

Why does Discord have a sexual orientation?

Chaos, man. Diversity. Variety. If there is any sexual experience Discord hasn't tried, I would be utterly shocked. And being all like "I'm straight! I'm totally not gay! Men freak me out!" is so unbelievably stereotypical... I can't comprehend chaos and disharmony incarnate being even slightly discombobulated at the thought of gay sex. The first time it came up it was funny, but the ending of this episode was annoying because of all the "I'm totally not gay!" crap. Discord would have sex with a toaster if he thought it would be mildly amusing. The idea of screwing a sentient being with a penis is just not going to be an issue with him.