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#2 · 232w, 1d ago · · ·

That sex tag makes me hesitant...

Quick, someone give me a suggestion.

To Read or not To Read, that is the question

#5 · 232w, 1d ago · · ·

>nicholas cage

>tagged for sex

I'm sorry but... just no. I won't downvote this, but I'm way to lucid to consider reading it. I hope your target audience (whoever that may be...) finds it appealing :)

#6 · 232w, 1d ago · · ·

I wrote one of these a long while ago, but I had no drive to finish and deleted it a few months ago.

#8 · 232w, 1d ago · · ·

Nicholas Cage! But sex tag... But Nicholas Cage! The best part is that you just know he would agree to be in the movie version of this.

#9 · 232w, 1d ago · · ·

Would upvote like the fist of the north star on premise alone but... [SEX]?

Why do this horrible thing?

#10 · 232w, 1d ago · · ·

Me + A 'Nicholas-Cage-in-Equestria' fic + A sex tag =

There we go. There's my thoughts.

That said, I'm not going to downvote either, because I haven't read the story, and that'd just be unfair.

#11 · 232w, 1d ago · · ·

Actually not half bad. Though that could just be me. :derpytongue2:

#12 · 232w, 23h ago · · ·

Must go to a happy place... Must find a happy place... Happy place, without worries and sadness... *mutters*

#13 · 232w, 22h ago · · ·

I can't believe you actually went and wrote it.

#14 · 232w, 21h ago · · ·

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-Church Infected

I've learnt my lesson thank you very much.

#15 · 232w, 20h ago · · ·

The best thing about this fic is the (currently) perfect 50/50 ratio.

#16 · 232w, 19h ago · · ·

I am very displeased, Ridire. No "bees" or "YA DON'T SAY?" Refrences?

*shakes head in disappointment*

#17 · 232w, 19h ago · · ·

I love how the like and dislike bars are perfectly equal:rainbowlaugh:

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#18 · 232w, 19h ago · · ·

>>1432701

>>1432915

It's been like this since the fic was released. I don't get it.

#21 · 232w, 18h ago · 1 · ·

>>1432932 THEY'RE BACK! THE SYMMETRY DEMONS ARE BACK! I WARNED YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T LiSTEN! OH GOD WE'RE ALL SCREWED! *incomprehensible crying*

#22 · 232w, 17h ago · · ·

I kind of don't want to read this story.  

If I do I'll form an opinion and feel compelled to vote on it.  If that happens, I might very well break the perfect 50-50 ratio that's going on right now, or if I don't, I might feel compelled to vote a certain way in order to restore said ratio.  Either way, its radically unlikely I'd be voting based on the actual content of the story.  Curse you, strange Internet OCD!

#23 · 232w, 15h ago · · ·

That like/dislike amount reminds me of certain YouTube videos where the same thing happened, but the number is in the thousands :moustache:

>>1433377 <-- This

#24 · 232w, 15h ago · · ·

...Ridire. You sack of shit.

#27 · 232w, 15h ago · · ·

Oh god lawl

#28 · 232w, 15h ago · 1 · ·

>Nicholas Cage

>pony fic

>sex tag

>mfw best actor is combined with strangest type of fanfic

#29 · 232w, 13h ago · · ·

Alright. The up/downvote ratio is epic.

#30 · 232w, 12h ago · · ·

OH NO, NOT THE SEX! NOT THE SEX! AHHHHHH!

OH MY EYES! MY EYES!!! AHHHH! AHHHHPBHPBH!!!!

~The Wicker Mare.

Upvoted to keep the ratio equal. Cause I'm OCD like that.

#31 · 232w, 11h ago · · ·

I...

I don't...

(Sigh)

Just... leave me alone.

#32 · 232w, 11h ago · · ·

My entire videogame design class (or at least one student) is obsessed with Nick Cage. I do not need any more on this.

#33 · 232w, 10h ago · 1 · ·

For those of you that actually read and liked, as well as disliked, thank you for reading.

For those of you that simply voted without reading... Go do highly improbable things involving more highly improbable things to yourselves.

#35 · 232w, 7h ago · · ·

>>1432507

I gotta feeling that you had something to do with this

#39 · 231w, 6d ago · · ·

*Sex tag*

Liked and faved.

#40 · 231w, 5d ago · · ·

Kill it with fire!

#42 · 231w, 4d ago · · ·

I almost want to read this. But--Nicolas Cage. :fluttershbad:

May just read it for that same reason, though. :rainbowlaugh:

#43 · 231w, 3d ago · · ·

"Dear Princess Celestia. There is an unknown life form slightly terrorizing Ponyville"... and Hollywood.

Comment posted by 420 deleted at 11:29am on the 13th of January, 2014
#45 · 227w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

>>1432875

He took the fucking high road. I applaud his sportsmanship.

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