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dirty little secret


I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

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Is this still a Hatoful Boyfriend reference on the part of SubscribeStar, or did they find a different insane dating sim to riff off of?

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Well, parts of it were asked for by my supporters ... but as for what dating sim it's ripping off, I'm mostly making that up as I go along. ^.^

Ooh, nice. A hot and funny sequel to a hot and funny story!

Still, he couldn’t quite shake the feeling that something was awfully wrong about all of this.

Nah, I'm sure it's just your imagination.

But wait... None of them were Cadance... What if Cadance saw him like this with these three girls, she’d think he was cheating on her.

It's Cadance we're talking about.
It's just as possible she will encourage him to go further while sitting back and enjoy the show.

What would Twilight be doing so late at school, anyway? Wait... What if some other stallion was pointing at Twiley’s icons? The very thought of it suddenly filled him with a jealous anger that—

I just noticed this gives the term pushing someone's buttons an entirely new meaning...

Once at the table, Cadance didn’t exactly hold up much of the conversation herself, of course. But she did giggle happily at almost anything he said, which was nice. And the bar over her head was getting more green, so that must mean he was doing things right ... right?

Green is always good!
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Oh no! Cadance! His eyes shot up to her ... though he had to look past the bouncing waitress to do so. Yeah. Things were bad. She had her arms folded over her chest, and she was practically scowling at him. And her progress bar was going down fast.

I thought the value would go up again, since he "finally does something instead of staring like a dolt, making a poor lady wait".

“Can we at least wait until their honeymoon? I’m sure the fans will want to see her pregnant, and I had this amazing idea about the baby being an actual pony foal!”

Well, he is not wrong...


Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.


...And I keep putting to many quotes and thoughts into my comment.

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...And I keep putting to many quotes and thoughts into my comment.

Never change, never change!
It's rare to get such fun and in-depth comments on a clopfic! ^.^

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