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PseudoBob Delightus


How hard can writing novels be, anyway?

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Pinkie Pie is invisible. What shall she do?

(Have fun reading this!)

An April Fool's story, and an entry in OPERATION: CRACKFIC-STORM - 2023 ( post | entries ).

Featured 2023 April 1-5 - I am a monument to all your sins. Also, as of July 6 2023, this is the most disliked story of the year! Thank you all!

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 162 )

I loathe you for this.
Have a like for creativity.

for those of you who don't want to squint at the annoyingly colored text, just highlight the chapter and paste it somewhere.

Well that was fun.


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Hey, I consider it quite pleasant. (Hope you enjoyed it regardless.)[\opacity]

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Take a like, you bastard genius

That was the most interesting use of a kirin, griffon, and Starlight Glimmer's season five hairstyle I've ever read.

The best thing about this is that it's an actual story, and not just the gimmick.

… No. no no nonono, I’m getting DOC SCRATCH flashbacks?!?! HERE OF ALL PLACES!?!? (Cool story, so far.)

Wondefull story, pinkie is a true menace but even she pales compared to Twilight when twiliting

dude your fic made me think my browser corrupted

it scared me man

thank you for giving me a slight head ache.






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Fascinating both as intended and when fully seen. Thank you for a delightful little tale.

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Alternatively, download the story as a .txt file.

This was a foolish thing to do today.

The sites text to speech helps

great just looked at todays date. thought my system was hacked and just lost files debuging and reboting it.

Had to copy/paste this into notepad to read it.

I know what the stroy was about but the blank chapters elude me.
Idk how to read them

Comment posted by Skyshy deleted Apr 1st, 2023

I love what you did but I feel the need to mention that this website actually has the option to have the website read the story to you, I'm not sure if this is common knowledge the only reason I think not is the amount of people that put dashes in their story as page breakers which fun fact that is red by the website so all of a sudden I mean in the story and then suddenly here - - - - -

I have no idea how to read this on phone, I was barely able to get here. But this looks like it exists so have a like!

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Easiest way to read is to download the story/chapters as .txt files. Or you can try some of those supplements sold on TV to boost the hell out of your visual acuity. :rainbowlaugh:
Props for PseudoBod to come up with playing with an html tag for an April Fool Gag.

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How do you read this on a kindle? Can't copy and paste on it.

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Does your browser have a reader mode? It shows up normally there for me.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Didn't figure out what was going on until the end of chapter 3. Awesome story!

EDIT: How do you do it where you can't just highlight it?!

EDIT EDIT: Figured it out! Neat!

YOO this is actually really creative. Although at first when this popped up I thought my browser was glitching out because you used some otherworldly font or something that wasn't available on my OS. Then I went into chapters and saw that there were some nearly visible texts besides the obviously visible ones. So I had to copy and paste the whole chapter onto MSWord just so I could read it lol. Kudos to you for coming up with this idea, an incredibly creative method of writing from a ghost's perspective.

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You probably can’t. The text is just matching the background in color.

I have to give it to you... I didn' t see it comming!

For anyone that's wondering, the following text is what the description says;


Pinkie Pie is invisible. What shall she do?

(Have fun reading this!)

An April Fool's story, and an entry in OPERATION: CRACKFIC-STORM - 2023 ( post | entries ).

Featured 2023-04-01 - woo! I wonder if this would have happened on a normal day?

Neat! This was very clever. I like it when stories do weird medium stuff like this, and it was a very interesting way to represent things turning disjointed and imperceptible.

I can't see where is this going.

I have no idea what's going on.

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If the SCP foundation doesn't know we are all screwed.

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Oh, we don't know what's going on all the time. But by pretending we do, we actually solve the problem lot of the time. Even if we don't know the full extent of said problem.

i get it for the most part, but man this is an annoying way to go about it.

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How did you do it, please tell me, I want to know so badly.

I can't complain about this story. I didn't see anything wrong with it. Also I didn't see any unintentional typos.

Good April fools' fic. Very creative.

I guess I'll never be able to trust a blank page again :trixieshiftright:

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