Brains Will Fry

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With magic returned to unicorns, terrifying powers of brain-obliteration are within Izzy's reach.

She uses these powers to threaten ponies into kissing her.

Warning: Pony kissing. Proceed at own risk.

Written for the Thousand Word Contest III, categories Slice of Life and Comedy.

Cover art by Helemaranth.
Thanks to Silk Rose, Scriblits Talo, and Visharo for pre-reading and feedback.
Now featuring a reading by RainbowInfinityReadings!

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Silk Rose

Silk Rose #1 · Jul 12th, 2024 · 6 · ·

I loved this story, so cute!
Thanks for having me pre-read again!

Tape Deck

Tape Deck #2 · Jul 12th, 2024 · 8 · ·

TikTrot

No. Just no.

And that was a nice story.

(To be truthful, I probably would not have read it if not for the "PsuedoBob Delightus".)

axxuy

axxuy #3 · Jul 12th, 2024 · 8 · ·

I will always love how much of a gremlin Izzy is

Okie Brony

Okie Brony #4 · Jul 13th, 2024 · 3 · ·

That was fun. Izzy Moonbow is the bestest thing about G5.

Bicyclette

Bicyclette #5 · Aug 29th, 2024 · 1 · ·

It was a boring day at the salon, so Pipp just sat on the couch and scrolled through videos on TikTrot, waiting for something good to come up.

yeah i guess that is what that would be called. also damn kids always on their phones!

Pipp let it play. It was a so-called 'kissing challenge'. "It's not much of a challenge," she griped. "Those mares are probably all in on it."

oof! i would hope the more unfortunate social media trends would not make their way into a horseworld with social media but i guess that is too late

"Um. Yeah, sure. It's nice to kiss ponies you love. Though it's not really about fun-"
"Well I love my friends!"
"Uhuh."
"Can I kiss you?"

ahaha yeah i can see Izzy making this leap

But she decided, as she finished typing the description and moved her hoof to tap "post", it was worth it for the content.

aww anything for content i guess?

Izzy towered over him with a maniacal smile, and the ceiling lights cast ominous shadows across her face.

hehe really easy to imagine that Sprout imagination of Rarity but with Izzy's colors here

"Well, how about I fry your-"
Zipp cut her off with a swift kiss.
"See? Not much. But watch this."
Zipp turned around to Hitch, who had only just regained his composure, and kissed him. It was just as swift, but it crossed Hitch's eyes and knocked him off his hooves again.

dang there is a lot of kissing going around!

Pipp noticed a scintillation in the air. She hadn't thought the 'magic' would have been so literal, but she was happy for them - until there came a crash. Sunny's alicorn horn and wings had manifested just at that moment, knocking everything off the shelves.
"Yay!" Izzy cried. "I found the magic!"

ahaha yeah that was bound to happen!

It was worth it - and not just for the content!

well that was cute! very good gremlin Izzy. and also that was Izzy kissing every member of the G5 in a different way, which was a neat structure. adorable stuff, thank you for writing!

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