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Samey90

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Samey90 Joined 21st May, 2013 · Offline

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SockPuppet
SockPuppet #1 · Dec 25th, 2022 · · 1 ·
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Demented and wonderful.

MiriOhki
MiriOhki #2 · Dec 26th, 2022 · · ·
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At least they didn't get eaten... ok, bad joke I know.

RK_Striker_JK_5
RK_Striker_JK_5 #3 · Dec 26th, 2022 · · ·
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That ending... sheer perfection. :D

Samey90
Samey90 #4 · Dec 26th, 2022 · · ·
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11459895
Who? The dildos or Derpy's past lovers?

11459919
Button Mash being the butt of the joke is always good.

MiriOhki
MiriOhki #5 · Dec 26th, 2022 · · ·
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The former. ;)

RDT
RDT #6 · Dec 26th, 2022 · · ·
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unbridled lesbianism

But what about bridled lesbianism?

There's another obituary Rainbow should have pre-written. She wouldn't trust anypony else to write her own, after all.

Samey90
Samey90 #7 · Dec 26th, 2022 · · ·
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Perhaps bridles count as BDSM gear? Either that or they're a fertility symbol (I heard a headcanon that they are because bridle is used to carry foals).
Also, of course Dash would write her own obituary. It's too long to put it anywhere, though.

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