• Member Since 14th Jun, 2012
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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 12 )

First Comment!! BABY!!!

Unfortunately, you don't want to cum inside Applejack.

Well, there goes my suspension of disbelief.

11173087
This human is suffering some serious heresy.


11173069
I hope enjoyed this tale I just threw together.

At first I was appalled and offended at this heresy against best pony Applejack. Butt after reading it, all I can say is that it needed even more Applejack. Everything needs more Applejack. The world would be a better place with more Applejack.

11173121
I think I need make a much longer story with Applejack next time if I make one with her in. Glad you liked this sort, silly one.

11173135
If you are going to make a longer story I think it needs to be the same length as the Bible. Applejack deserves only the best.:ajsmug:

Also there needs to be more Applejack emojis.

You might need a proofreader for a few parts, you've used Butt instead of But whenever you're not talking about Applejack's flank.

For example.
"Ah need you in my butt," Applejack said. Talking about her rear aka, her butt
"But I don't want to," Anon said. Used as a noun to express an argument against something; an objection.

11173168
Butts were intentional.


11173142
That she does. But it, mostly likely be a 5k at least story. (or more)

And yeah, we may need some more emojis for Applejack.

11173174
Maybe so but for an Autistic person like me, it makes it awkward to read as the brain only picks up on the mistakes rather than the intended pun.

Wha? Again he doesn't want to cum inside?! Blasphemy!

“Ya are nuthin butt a no good racist! Ah betcha, if Ah was a hooman, ya would be cumming inside me already! Without hesitation. Just because ah am a pony, ya not cumming inside me.”

This is in fact the weirdest shit I've ever read

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