Prince Martin Willis Two. Official Unofficial sEventh Member (LOL!) Of The Mane Six

by apple short

five

When we got to the northern most port of everything created with blissful hiyacking and incomparable silly shine bright focus there was the house of village of The Brother Of Twilight and Cadence the Wise. Using alicorn magics Lessy commanded the door to unfurl like a sail when shot against the breeze of a sea turtles heart beat amid torrents of screaming and defiant bloodbaths of gushing horrors. We quated the door with a thick plot bump and it shot open to reveal quite openly with harsh awareness! It creaked together as we smacked it to openness and we all did four way tongue kissing love to charge me up for the asking of wisdom from Cadence.
Then with unbelievable vision we saw that Cadence was not the person we perceived her to be achieving in the north of the life of ponyville with the pony crystalness. She abused Twilights Brother with a whip when we entered and she was coated in black like an executioner. “Effing i told you not to touch my effing things you mothereffing buthole effing batty monkey weenie!” She smacked him hard in the jaw and he whimpered pleasurous against her with his tail and rubbed his clamp lipped face against her body.
“Cadence my student!” celest was boiling to the hard core and she shook like thunder dragged against her figure and she hugged me tightly as I backed her up and licked between her ears for comfort and support. She gave me a nod and rubbed our boobs together then spoke again. “Effing leave off your deviance and answer how to uncast the dickus creatus spell!”
She was shocked to shame and said. “You have to say dickus uncreatus and it will undo it.” she whipped her husband hard and he whimpergasmed. “But you have to effing do it. Right before a week is up or the cure is invalid and the spell becomes forever and the people affected with its maddening obsession dicked for life.” She disgusted at everyone and sat on her sexy small plot kicking The Brother Of Twilight absently with an echoing sigh.
I glanced at my watch and shot an oh no face to Celest. “That is tonight!” We wept mightily because of the knowledge of never go back in time. and I rubbed her tears against me.Spike and Nightmare Moon roared angrily with Spike crying at the thought of never ever ever ever ever ever again getting to kiss and make love to rarity because her body had been destroyed with a peepee.
Then an idea came to me from the pocket I concealed as my guides hideout. “howdy and Wait yall.” It was pocketini and she had some knowledge to dispense our way. She sipped the cider. “Because yall cutie mark is changed so it must mean power. And if we all make love to charge it like last time then it should bucking activate the skills you hide in your new cutie mark.” we finger fived again and winked. Pocket pal guide friends forever are the best friends in the world for looking out for you.
So we all group loved with desperate attention and fanatical slobber against squishing moist body and anguished ripe hearts of pony love. our tongues collided with a violent heat that crackled and flared like fire being drawn out of the flame with a poker i squeezed the boobs of Nightmare Moon and Spike licked my and Celests heads and Nightmare Moon joined Cadence with the defeating with pleasure of Twilights Brother and Twiligths brother made love to Celest and we all orgasmed to deep achievement!
Then it happened. MY BUT GLOWED AND THE MANE SIX STEPPED OUT OF THEIR HEADS ON MY CUTIE MARK AND INTO THE CRYSTAL DOMAIN OF CADANCE THE WISE! I had the power of summoning them as my new skill!
“Quickly my effing student martin!” Celest squeezed my shoulders and rubbed her hair in my face. “Return them to awesome.” She cried silently though and I looked into her eyes and saw that she was saddened with regret of fears we faced and that tomorrow our boyfriend girlfriend status would be over and I would be married again and unreachable except if she needed love for cheering up.
“Lessy what about us?” I was unsure. She wrapped her arm around me and sighing tears that wracked her body to a dispelled shiplike crash as she whispered into the wind that entered my ear she said. “My student I command you save them.” then she took nightmare moon and flew speedy quick to go get the Cute Crusaders to get a party ready for our triumphant return.
I wept with loss of perfect princess love untethered from her sun of welcome sky brightening day and sighed. She was a good princess. “Undickus creatus!” I screeched with a sigh as she commanded. Then after napping and renewed mane six love now that they had girlpony parts again we took The Brother Of Twilight Cadence and the mane six baked home.
So we did and the world was saved again by me and i broke up with lessy to be the husband of twilight again but we new our love for each other in that time was magnificent like stars in generations of midnight hues of . And spike didn’t break up with nightmare moon though and kept her on the side for much good loving and secret awereness for when rarity fashion threw him out for being somewhat of a dick. Pocketini grew to regular and sipped the cider with me. But the owl was still lost in drug induced enlightened spell trouble casting and our future in Equestria was about to be very changed indefinitely.
To be continued in the third and final book coming when I write it.

Comments

[SkankMaster]

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Start a new line whenever someone new talks and make it so there is a gap between the sentences, Trollfic or not.

Like this.

See?

[ShamrocknRoll]

The Brother Of Twilight? his name is Shining Armor.

[SunsetyDays]

Okay, everypony, I just submitted this to mppt

[Chessie]

It should be noted that this story does follow a basic grammatical structure.

German.

If you were to translate English directly from German, word for word, without re-arranging it for grammar, adding conjunctions properly, or adjusting the capitalization it would look something like this. I don't know WHAT he's using to do that.

-Chessie

[asdfasdf]

1380397 I have a legitimate question: What is an OOC?

[Chessie]

1446185 O.O.C. means 'Out Of Character'.

-Chessie

[asdfasdf]

1446958 To quote the Three Stooges: 'A' thank you! Thank you! Thank you!'

[Fallen Prime]

Oh shit, wait, it IS over? DAMN YOU INCOMPLETE TAG! All this time, I could've been riffing this story...

[f0xhole]

Man, I am LOVING this comment section. Can't actually bring myself to read the story, but hey, at least it's brought some entertainment.

[Martian]

EVACUATE
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[asdfasdf]

1395981

There is nothing I can say that has not already been said.

Ahem, HARBEN-DI-GEN-FLORBEN! Now you can't say anything that has not already been said.

[Nano_Nick]

1380934 22 weeks and 3 days after this comment of yours, I have LAUGHED MY ASS OFF. Someone, anyone, get this person a medal! Oh God, my sides...

[afterceasetoexist]

..I've read ALL Of your stories. This is what sums you up.

You are a Knowledge Whore. With capital letters.

[afterceasetoexist]

1446958 Nice.

[That Canadian Guy]

1389182
P-pot knowledge...?
Whu...HUH?!

[runningtoastgirl77]

this story is somewhat of a guilty pleasure of mine. especially listening to the reading by Tantei Sakana

[StormLuna]

I know you haven't been on this site for over six years but damn man, you're reaching Tolkien levels with this one, you figured out how to use quotation marks! What next, figuring out that you are to start a new paragraph each time a different character speaks? I still don't get how this passed moderation though, it did wind up in my "These are the worst" folder though in the event I feel like torturing myself more someday.

[PacifistDoodl3r]

Behold!
The only story on Fimfic I ever disliked. There may be more, but this one has been requested. I'm not reviewing this, in fact, I'm leaving now... very slowly... before Prince Martin Willis haunts my dreams. I'm so, very sorry for those who read this. And I'm sorry for being very hard on this fic- it frustrates me! The author had so much potential, but this is miserable. Anyway, I'm here to wish this a Happy Birthday
Farewell.

was I too harsh?