On Nightmare Night, Discord, Spike, and Big Mac take on the challenge to eat the hottest chip in the world. Will they be able to do it or die trying? Luna thinks they'll die trying.
Note: This was originally part of my 'Beyond My Grave' series story but I didn't have much time to finish the whole thing so I decided to post this little part of it so I can have something for Halloween. So yeah, it is in the same universe but doesn't require any reading to understand this story. Takes place after Beyond My Grave: Nightlight.
Edit: I don't know how this story got so popular. I wrote this in 4 hours with little thought at all. Though it wasn't featured, (sadly) it was on the popular page for 3 days and got the most views in a short amount of time than any of my other stories. So thanks for that.
It seems redundant to add the word "world" in twice.
'Discord, Spike and Big Mac Eat the World's Hottest Chip.' or 'Discord, Spike and Big Mac Eat the Hottest Chip in the World' both work.
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Didn't realize that. Thanks
It feels like the only one that would have trouble with the chip would be Big Mac since discord is chaotic (obviously) and spike is a dragon wouldn’t spike be ammune to hot things?
but then again I could be wrong.
fun fact, the things in your mouth that respond to spiciness are also in your arse, hence why spicy food burns just as much going out as it does going in.
Very good! I liked it a lot! Very funny and very goofy. I liked the prizes you picked for the three of them and how Luna was the poor subject for their suffering. Honestly, I was surprised that you picked Luna. But I honestly couldn’t imagine any other pony for the job of caretaker!
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Thank you for your kind words.
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Of course! I love encouraging other authors! Keep it up!
The spoiler is my personal experience with The One Chip Challenge. It can be ignored unless you feel like laughing at my expense.
I tried that chip just at the edge of summer in the Royal Farms gas station I bought it from. I didn't really have any friends to 'impress' (more like amuse, in hindsight) and I don't have youtube career, but I liked spicy food, so I figured I could handle it, and that if I couldn't, there were plenty of people there that could call for an ambulance should it be needed. Yeah, that was a mistake. Took 12 seconds for the heat to start kicking in. Then it got hotter, and hotter, and hotter, and then I started to wonder if this was what fire pokemon tasted when they first used Flamethrower. A slurpee didn't help. I guzzled that slurpee like a child drinking a slurpee for the first time and had not yet experienced a brain freeze. By the way, I didn't get a brain freeze. Milk didn't help, either. after about 18 minutes of me going nuts trying to stop the heat, I recalled that the inside of that carboard coffin stated that eating food might help if milk failed. So I started eating the sandwich I bought. Recall that I said I like spicy food? There was spicy chicken on that sandwich. IT felt like I was dragging sandpaper across my tongue, but it swiped away whatever pepper oils were causing the burning.
I sighed in relief, but after going back to work I started to notice a...pressure sensation in my gut. It didn't hurt. It was more like when you're building gas and you know you're going to rip a colossal, and as the chip's remains moved through my digestive tract, I could FEEL the 'pressure' moving with it. Thankfully it burned nowhere near as much on the way out. Never again unless people pay me at least a hundred bucks, and in cash, up front.
Haven't read this yet. Looking forward to it after work. Will edit this comment once I have.
> sees chip memes everywhere
> finds chip
> buys chip
> eats chip
"I don't know what everyone is talking about, this isn't even that-"
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The spice must be really potent that even a creature that considers a lava pit a hot-tub can't handle it.
Paquis! Those a great. I have not had the Virginia Reaper variety, but the Haunted Ghost Peppers will burn a swathe through your digestive tract.
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You put a Slurpee--sugar and water--on it? Holy goddamn.
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At a guess, it's not any more pleasant coming out.