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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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Observable consequence, Day 3: Pone-fighting rings begin to spring up in urban areas, ethics commission asked "Why didn't anyone think of this", no good general response.

Okay, that got a good laugh out of me.:rainbowlaugh:

Observable consequence, Day 16: Lyra has a pony-butt. Ponies have butts and butts on ponies are pony-butts.

butts r nice

Content Warning: Mindless Drivel, Intellectual Masturbation, Masturbation Full Stop

This has actually been some rather entertaining drivel/stream-of-consciousness stuff so far, I must say.

Ok im giving this a gave and like on the insane premise though quick question this going to be canon ponies or are OCS allowed because that could make for some whacky moments

AVGN references are funny and out of place, lol.

Meme artistry at its finest.

What level if shitpost are we on?

I've always enjoyed a more stream-of-consciousness writing style. Funny that you mentioned Catch 22, because the peculiar, constant interior dialog and not being able to tell what parts of the narrator's thoughts Lyra can or can't hear is definitely giving me that Washington Irving vibe. Or was it Irving Washington?

Anyways, 1/10. Lost my immersion when you said it was $599.99 USD, you expect me to suspend my disbelief for some wacky hyperdeflation bizarro world? Quit playing make believe and give that thirsty talking magical horse the hot monkey dick.

[...] and the company will write "Rob's Cakes: Delivered by Door Dashie" on the box [...]

Hahaha!
I get it! Good reference.

"Oh... so like, you were doing a, kind, social niceties sort of thing, trying to be polite?"
"Pretty much. I don't imagine you'd be happy to see me if first thing out of the box I pooped on your shoes or started running around eating the furniture or something."

Yeah, that wouldn't be the best kind of introduction...

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Let me answer this with another shitpost:

It's confusing, convoluted, metaphilosophical, existentialist, and quite far from what I thought it would be. Still, I found it incredible.

Edit: I am not an English speaker, and Google is not an amazing translator. Please excuse any translation errors. Thanks ;D

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