Content Warning: Mindless Drivel, Intellectual Masturbation, Masturbation Full Stop

This has actually been some rather entertaining drivel/stream-of-consciousness stuff so far, I must say.

Giggling like a madmare, all the way!

Ok im giving this a gave and like on the insane premise though quick question this going to be canon ponies or are OCS allowed because that could make for some whacky moments

I've always enjoyed a more stream-of-consciousness writing style. Funny that you mentioned Catch 22, because the peculiar, constant interior dialog and not being able to tell what parts of the narrator's thoughts Lyra can or can't hear is definitely giving me that Washington Irving vibe. Or was it Irving Washington?

Anyways, 1/10. Lost my immersion when you said it was $599.99 USD, you expect me to suspend my disbelief for some wacky hyperdeflation bizarro world? Quit playing make believe and give that thirsty talking magical horse the hot monkey dick.

It's confusing, convoluted, metaphilosophical, existentialist, and quite far from what I thought it would be. Still, I found it incredible.

Edit: I am not an English speaker, and Google is not an amazing translator. Please excuse any translation errors. Thanks ;D