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YetAnotherTweenEdgelord


🇳🇱 🇺🇦 Putting "shit" in "shitpost" since 1996 🇳🇱 🇺🇦 [your/mom]

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Challenging reading material, but I like that!

Imagine them doing a holding contest to see who can hold their pee in the longest

Hilarious, once again!
Final Paragraph seems like it is missing a few words

“Not mentally. Does she know what she’s getting into?” Zipp shrugged. She’d never tell Pipp that, but she’d already vowed that if Queen Haven’s death and her subsequent coronation would catch her in a particularly foul mood, she would go on with her most secret plan. She sharpened the guillotine blade and oiled every single screw and pulley; with one royal decree, the future Queen Zephyrina could easily turn Pipp’s last livestream into a deadstream. Somehow, she assumed Pipp would still orgasm for it.

Zipp decided to stay silent. Vitamin C just hit her system hard and told her to add a few more weights to the guillotine blade and get the Pippsqueak's contact info. He could either trigger the guillotine or be its test run. His choice. Her mind drifted off, wondering in what sick and depraved ways the Pippsqueaks would desecrate Pipp’s body; the very thought filled her with disgust and she decided that she’d have to have them executed as well. This generation was lost; only those too young to have their own phones were untainted.

I think it’s safe to say that Zipp would quickly be dethroned.

Haven't read this just yet, but great, you made a sequel! :pinkiehappy:

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I have a few ideas on how this would play out.

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Depends on her PR.

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I don’t think any form of PR would be enough to save her considering her intentions are to kill off an entire generation simply because she doesn’t agree with their interests.

Zipp made a mental note to call in a favor from a gangster acquaintance and have him murdered—no, call it executed extrajudicially—immediately, instead of after her coronation

"i didn't murder them, your honour, it was an extrajudicial execution"

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