The Mistaken Identity
Something seems off with Canterlot lately. The stuck up morons that usually wander the streets have been lacking their usual 'bark' for the last few weeks. I watched a noble apologize to a tourist the other day, they bumped into each other when they both turned the corner going opposite directions. The noble asked if the other pony was hurt! That shit just doesn't happen around here. Don't get me wrong, allot of ponies are still the same noble jackasses but there's been more and more that are acting nicer..
It's kinda creeping me out in all honesty, I get goosebumps when I pass these nobles. Maybe the upcoming Gala is making them act this way? Fuck if I know, I always try to avoid them anyways. Cara has also been on edge whenever we walk by some of them, which that in itself isn't exactly unusual, but when some of them walk by she stiffens and walks closer to me. When I ask her what's wrong she just says she felt funny when the pony walked by. It's not really a common occurrence as it usually only happens two to three times a week. Today however is a bit off.
"Dad? Can we please go home?" Cara asked as we walked past another strange noble. That makes six so far just in the half hour we've been out walking the streets.
I'm enjoying these walks less and less lately because of these weird feelings. My instincts are going haywire just like Cara's. "Ya, I think that'd be for the best." Charging my horn I marked the latest creepy pony with my magic, then teleported us home.
"Graphite? What are you and Cara doing home so early? I figured you would still be on your walk." Mrs. Binding said when we appeared at the library's front desk.
"We just felt a little uncomfortable with all the creeps walking around so I brought Cara back."
"Dad, are you going back out there?" Cara asked looking concerned.
"Yeah, I'm tired of this weird atmosphere. I plan on getting to the bottom of this."
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I've been following the earth pony I tagged with my magic for the last hour. I followed the trail of my magic and found him talking to random ponies on the street. So far that's all he's done, just walk and talk to anypony willing to listen. Is this what the nobles do all day, just chat up the city's residents? Wait.. Why did he stop? Aaand now he's staring at me, time to disappear! I started to turn down another street only to be stopped by a force holding my hooves to the ground.
"Just where do you think you're going?" A burly voice said behind me. My legs started to move to turn me around on their own, the unicorn's horn glowed blue using telekinesis. Once completely turned around I saw a rather large stallion in solar guards armor. "This way if you would, we need to have a talk."
As if I have a Choice bud. He started walking towards the pony I had been following who turned and started down an alley. I realized fairly quickly that I could easily break his hold on me, but my curiosity is getting the better of me so I'll allow it for now. Entering the alley I saw two paths, straight forward was a dead end, and then there was the path to the right where the other pony stood waiting. The guard walked me down the path to the right which I saw was another dead end.
As I reached the wall at the end I felt my legs be released from the guards magic. "So what are we here to talk about? I doubt guards usually take ponies into alleyways." I said as I turned around of my own accord. They both stood blocking the exit as if I were going to run for it. 'I can teleport dumbasses.' I thought to myself. Taking a look at them through my magic sight spell I didn't see anything out of the ordinary, they looked exactly the same as every other normal pony.
On second thought, that's not normal. The solar guards are chosen specifically for their strength, so being a unicorn this guy should be irradiating magic like crazy.. Focusing my magic I looked a little closer at the unicorn and noticed a darker greenish aura behind the blue I'd seen before. Nobles acting nice, Cara's griffon instincts, and a green aura hidden behind a fake blue aura. Changelings. Are they here already? Discord isn't even "free" yet, did they really infiltrate Canterlot this early on? Only one way to find out.
"Did you guys know that you are really bad at blending in? I doubt our queen would be happy finding out that you two nearly blew your cover trying to 'capture' one of your own." Bluffing like a mother fucker.
My words completely threw off whatever their plans were, they stood looking confused glancing at each other then back at me.
"Queen? Don't you mean the princesses?" Replied the earth pony.
"Drop the act you morons, I grow tired of this. You imbeciles nearly blew my cover, you're lucky Queen Chrysalis needs every changeling for her plan! I have half a mind to end you both right now but I'd rather not have to clean up whatever is left!" I'm pretty sure I'm correct so why not have fun with it?
They glanced to each other again before the unicorn started talking. "Sir, if you are in league with the changelings I will have no choice but to restrain you and throw you in the dung-"
"That's enough!" I interrupted casting a spell to disable their magic. Just as I expected they both erupted in green flames changing back to their bug form. The astonished look on their faces almost made me laugh and break my cover. They both started to get into an attacking stance. "Really now you two. You do know the punishment for treason correct?" I said.
"I don't know how you knew what we are or how you forced us to change back but I know you are not one of us!" Said the changeling in armor.
Deciding to take inspiration from the queen herself I started the maniacal laughter. Changelings may be good with deception, but humans are better. Lighting my horn I changed the aura of my magic to match theirs and cast an illusion over myself. From their perspective I was engulfed in green flames and transformed into one of them, but In reality I never changed. I then stopped my laughter and grabbed the both of them by their necks with my magic and lifted them from the ground.
"YOU DARE QUESTION YOUR SUPERIOR!?" I shouted after casting a sound proof shield around us. A look of pure terror crossed their faces as they struggled to breathe, but I'm no murderer. I let them drop to the ground where they started to gasp for air and unsteadily get to their hooves.
"W-we are sorry your lordship. We did not sense any trace of our magic coming from you, we thought you were a normal pony." Said the changeling without armor.
"That's the point, you idiotic nymph! Do you even understand our reason for being here? Useless. NAMES, RANK, AND ORDERS NOW!" Ah fear, the best way to deceive the enemy.
Standing at attention the first of the two without armor spoke. "Nit, Third Rank Infiltrator Sir! My orders are to gather information and emotional energy from any pony I can then report back daily!"
"And you?" I asked the one in armor while trying to sound annoyed and displeased.
"Husk, Second Rank Infiltrator Sir! My orders are to obtain vital information about the layout of the castle and the guard patrols within the city!"
"And?" I said irritably. Neither answered glancing at each other and shrugging their shoulders. "Your primary orders were to NOT BE CAUGHT! Now get back in disguise and get back out there!" I shouted forcefully shoving them through the shield allowing it to shatter. They were immediately engulfed in green flames changing back to their pony forms and scrambling to get up and leave.
Dumbasses.
I watched as they ran from the alley and started to draw the magic from my illusion back into myself, before I felt something slide down my horn immediately cutting off my draw.
I heard someone yell, "Seize him!" and the last thing I remember was something hitting me from above.
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Princess Celestia watched the bound changeling stirring awake on the floor of its anti-magic cell deep below Canterlot. She sat waiting, intent on getting answers from the creature regardless of the method used. The last time she had met a changeling was a great many centuries ago when Emperor Incitatus was still in power, she had thwarted their plans and was able to force them into hiding. This occurred in a time where less than moral practices were used to gather information from imprisoned enemies, and she planned to employ the same methods now. As soon as she heard of its capture she had taken the creature here herself and dismissed the guards. Nopony needed to see their kind and loving Princess Celestia slowly disembowel this monster.
Sending a spark of power into the bars of the cell caused the runes to ignite and the containment spells to activate. Once turned on the cell would continuously drain magic nearby its walls, and it would even draw the magic straight from the living being inside if it came too close. The Princess herself would have difficulty escaping from the cell alone, but with the added protection of the anti-magic ring? Nothing could ever escape.
The changeling slowly arose from the ground, its hoof immediately going for its horn. She then heard it muttering something vulgar under its breath. She continued to wait and watch until it started looking around and noticed her sitting outside the door. She was amused by its sudden jolt of panic as it started towards the door, before scrambling back into the middle of the cell. If any creature stayed too close to the walls for too long the cell would suck them dry of all magic and inevitably kill it. The changeling seemed to understand that possibility as it sat in the center of the room unmoving.
"We are going to have a nice long uninterrupted chat." She said with a growing smirk.
-=-=-=-
Celestia walked up the last few steps exiting the dungeon into a large room full of her Solar Guards. Taking a moment to breathe and consider her words she looked at each one individually, wondering how many of them were really changelings. One pegasus stood out from the rest as she recognized the guard that brought the bug in for questioning. "Your the one who found that creature correct?" She asked looking directly at the pony in question. He nodded once before stepping forward into a bow. "Where did you find it?"
"It was in the alley between two buildings in the residential district, your highness." The guard replied.
"I have reports saying that you were 'taking a shortcut' when you found the creature and tackled it to the ground knocking it unconscious. Are my reports correct?"
"Yes your highness."
"Very well, you are all dismissed." She said heading towards the rooms exit.
"What of the creature? Should we post a guard?"
Celestia stiffened slightly but never stopped walking. "The creature had an accident and is mortally wounded, it will not survive the night. Any creature that goes beyond this room shall be considered a traitor to the crown. Let that thing rot down there."
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"Sister this news troubles me. How many do you believe are out there impersonating our subjects? For that matter how have we not noticed them when a simple guard can tell that something is wrong?" Luna asked anxiously.
"I'm still not entirely clear on how that guard knew it wasn't a pony he saw. He told me that the 'pony' felt dangerous to him and his instincts took over. As for how many? It's impossible to say at this time, the changeling couldn't even give me an accurate count." Celestia said while continuing to write her letter to her niece.
"What is the name of the guard who brought this 'changeling' in? I wish to speak with him myself."
"His name is Silent Whispers. Shining took a liking to the stallion and gave him a high ranking position right after meeting him. In a few months time he moved up the ranks to become one of my Solar Guards. He has quite the achievement list, he has yet to fail a single mission." She said signing the letter then sending it off with her magic. "We must keep the threat under wraps for the moment, until we at least know more about our current situation. However I believe you should warn Sir Quill, I believe his magical abilities could be an asset to our cause."
-=-=-=- Graphite -=-=-=-
Fuuuckk! Everything hurts! That bitch knows sure knows how to torture a guy. Took me hours to escape that cell, the bitch is lucky I don't want to change the storyline because I have half a mind to kill her right here and now. The changelings are smarter than I thought, turns out that the two changelings I "tricked" knew I was faking the whole time. Then while I was distracted by them they used that hive mind bull shit of theirs to warn their queen, who then sent two behemoths to capture me. I gotta say, I was not expecting them to have access to anti-magic rings.
Oh and it also turns out that those rings are stupidly simple to overload. Damn thing nearly blew my horn right off my head when it broke though. Good news? I'm free from my cell and completely free to go whenever I want. They can sense magic just like I can use my magic sight, which is how they knew I was a fraud, but as with every cartoon villain ever they think they're safe in their hive so they've been ignoring their senses. I've walked past hundreds of these morons by now and none have realized I'm an actual pony! I'm legitimately walking past them without any illusions being active because they think I'm just a disguised changeling. How did I get captured again? Oh ya, I got cocky and thought I was invincible. Idiot..
Why am I still here rather than teleporting away? Ill tell you why. That bitch of a queen got my sex drive kicked into high gear! I fully understand why she would be considered the queen of seduction. She spent HOURS explaining in excruciating detail about what she would do to and for me if I told her how I was able to detect her changelings. At first I was kinda freaked out but then she started re-enacting some of the things she's done to stallions in the past. Even went as far as having one of her minions turn into me before she started to show me 'what I was missing out on.' That lucky changeling bastard. Anyway she's gonna pay for that shit, I've got a spell cooked up with her name on it.
I live in a library, I read allot, and I am a curious guy. So one day when I was browsing the shelves I noticed a large book that wasn't quite closed all the way on the bookshelf, so I pulled it out and found out why. Somepony had closed a magazine inside the book and returned it, though how it never fell out Is beyond me. What was the magazine you ask? It was a fucking porn mag. Being the ever curious man I am, I looked through it and ended up finding what was essentially the pony equivalent of a penthouse forum entry. I am not ashamed to admit that I read and thoroughly enjoyed it.
What does this have to do with Chrysalis? Oh you know, just a little spell I learned from the magazine entry. The bitch got me all worked up only to deny me any kind of 'closure' in the end, time to return the favor.
-=-=-
Following the trail of magic she left behind, Chrysalis was simple enough to find. She was by herself in the throne room looking bored as fuck staring off into space. The only response I received when I entered the room was a sigh before she cast a bolt of magic my way. The bolt hit my shield and was absorbed effortlessly. This at least got more of a reaction. "Have you come to be the martyr and try to convince me what I'm doing is wrong?" She then stood and started walking slowly towards me. "Or perhaps you're here to tell me what I wish to know and claim your prize." She said in a low sultry voice.
"Neither." I said smugly as I let loose my spell. She immediately stopped walking, her hind legs starting to wobble as she moaned. The spell I just hit her with should leave her in a state of pleasure right on the edge of pure bliss that would never cum. Yes I literally meant cum. The spell will keep her pussy stimulated and just on the edge of cumming but never allow that final pleasurable jolt that sends her over the edge.
I powered the spell enough to leave her on the edge for at least the next six hours. I'm the true evil one here. Have you ever been rubbing one off and right as you get close to nutting someone walks in forcing you to stop and cover yourself? Imagine that feeling of being so close but never being able to finish. Torture is what it is. I could have simply hit her with a more dangerous spell if I had wanted, but I don't hate Chrysalis enough for that. In fact I kinda wanna fuck her..
I watched her squirm for a moment before I decided that I'd seen enough and started charging up for a teleportation. However before I could fully cast the spell, my concentration was interrupted when I was pulled telekinetically to the face of the grinning queen. What I thought at first to be an attack turned into something I did NOT expect. The changeling queen grabbed my head and thrust her lips into mine. My eyes widened and before I fully realized what was happening I was on my back and under her.
-=-=-=-
I fucked up! I regret every choice I've made today and I'm never leaving the library again. That bitch is insane! I haven't got a fucking clue on how I managed to focus enough to teleport out from under her, especially since I didn't really want to. I really need to calm the fuck down after that, I'm way too excitable right now and I don't even know where the hell I am. Wait I recognize that door..
I really need to leave befo-
"Graphite? Where have you been? Luna's been worried sick trying to find you." Oh thank God it's the other one. I doubt I could handle being around Luna right now.
"Heya Celly, what's up?" I said in greeting with a fake happy smile. "Why would she be worried, did something happen?"
"There was an incident earlier today. Come, let's speak in my study." Celestia said, but before she turned away she smirked. "What has you all riled up?"
Damn you, boner!
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I'm confused, when did he get swapped with the changeling? there seemed to be two "captured" creatures. The main character in Chrysalis hive and some ling else by Celestia.
The internal dialog by Celestia about wondering how many of her guards are disguised changlings make it clear she really herself and not Chrysalis interrogating a different creature.
Did Chrysalis sacrifice a drone to sneek the main character out from Celestia?
it just feels like it's out of sequence?
im guessing quills encounter with chrissy will chnage things decently to the point of her wanting to either murnder or seduce him properly
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Graphite and the ling that Celestia captured had nothing to do with each other. I meant for it to temporarily trick readers into thinking Graphite was Captured by Celestia. It was just a total coincidence that they were both captured in a random alley. It was a real guard that caught the changeling, and it was the changelings that captured Graphite.
Sigh, and he is 'supposed' to not change the timeline
More please
This chapter was definitely amusing.
It should be obvious that arthropods do not have sex the same way mammals do. This does not make any sense.
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Fictional world my guy, anything is possible. Changelings are mammals in most stories on fimfiction and as far as I'm concerned they are in this story as well. Besides, they're shapeshifters, they can be whatever they want.
This is what you get for assuming the show has an immutable timeline that would otherwise be followed if you didn't interfere too much.
Surprised Chrissy had anything so to work with, considering how human-sized dick would be difficult to service properly. Really should retcon that LOL.