Easy Access, the Story of Quill

by Graphite Quill

The Planning Phase

Author's Note:

Not allot of setting in this chapter just allot of dialogue. As always I hope you enjoy! Peace pones! {T}

I sat trying not to laugh at the red faced Luna while she attempted to explain why we were so close. Celestia to was having a hard time hiding the mirth in her eyes as she listened to her sister stutter in a panic. I was the first to fail and had to stifle my laughter, upon hearing this Luna turned even more red turning a glare at me. I only smiled in return as she crossed her hooves and looked away.

"Now Luna don't be that way, I was only teasing." Celestia said.

Luna ignored her so I decided to 'poke the bear' so to speak. "If she wants to sit and pout let her. Besides she's cute when she's like this, wouldn't you agree?" I said winking to Celestia.

My comment had the intended effect as Luna's wings shot open as jerked her head towards me with a startled expression. "Wha- why-" is all she said turning an even brighter shade of red before she disappeared in a flash.

"Too much?" I asked Celestia.

"Maybe a little." She said chuckling. "I don't think I've ever seen her do that before you came along. She seems to like you a great deal, remind me again why is it that you two can only be friends? I've seen the way you look at her."

"Respect mostly. We all have our secrets Celly, she's better off this way. Besides I may act like a gentlepony-" Celestia snorted in a laugh, but I ignored her and continued. "but in reality I'm kind of a jerk, and Luna deserves someone better than me." I said with a sigh. "I'd rather not talk about that right now though, I have something I need help with."

Celestia closed her eyes and nodded. "Yes, I overheard the last part of your conversation with my sister. I assume this has something to do with why you've been so anxious as of late?" She continued after I nodded. "Would the young injured griffoness happen to be the subject of the problem?"

"Yes, she is."

"I can not stop what is happening here Graphite." She said. "I thought I had already made this clear."

"You did, but that's not exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You know more about the griffons than me or Luna, and I want to get Blu out of here. Do you know of any way I can get her out of here without causing trouble?"

Celestia sighed looking down at me. "In this land she is their property and just the same as if you took an object, it would be considered theft. The only way you could legally do that is to come to an agreement with Brennus and purchase her from him." When she paused I felt my hope starting to rise. "However, the purchasing of another living sapient being is strictly prohibited to all those under my rule. While I understand your reasoning for such an act, I cannot allow favoritism. If you do this, you will be judged upon your return to our land."

"What is the punishment for such an 'offense'?" I said with a hint of annoyance in my voice.

"At worst, time in the dungeon and loss of your title. Though under the circumstances, you would likely only lose your title until you're judged to be a safe guardian to Blu. During that time you would be under supervision and have to wear a cancellation ring to ensure the safety of those around you." Staring directly into my eyes she said, "This is nothing personal Sir Quill, these are old laws that I am required to follow. I'm asking you this as a friend Graphite, please think about this before you act."

"What is a cancellation ring?"

-=-=-=-

This is not exactly how I planned to remove myself from the picture. I cannot leave Blu here and I definitely can't put on that stupid ring. The ring cancels out all the magic of the wearer which means no more illusion spells. No more illusion spells means that I would have to explain the pair of wings on my back. Yes, they are still there. No matter how hard I try, I can't get rid of them and they would cause too many questions to arise. So my only option is to do what I have to do then stay away from all lands governed by ponies.

I know I could of course just come clean and tell the princesses who and what I am. The thing is though, I don't want to be different. I want to continue to just be one of them, and not some alien that looks like them. I have a secret that nopony knows and I want to keep it that way. I only wish I could speak with discord before I do this, I've been wondering about a few things. Sadly once I free Blu-

'You called?'

I nearly jumped out my skin at the familiar voice interrupting my thoughts. 'Seriously Discord!? Why am I not surprised... I should've known I could contact you this way.'

'True, you should have. I am after all THE God of Chaos! So anyways how's life?'

'Well enough. How's being "trapped" in stone?'

'Oh you know, I'm keeping entertained. Pranking the nobles, influencing the world, all that fun stuff. Anyways you wanted to talk to me?'

'I really hope you're not always listening in on my thoughts.. Anyways I was wondering-'

"Graphite. May I speak with you?"

'Hang on a moment discord, Luna's talking to me.'

"Sure, what's up Luna?" I said aloud.

"I want to apologize for my disappearance earlier." She said with a slight redness in her cheeks. "Yet again my emotions got the better of me and I fled. Sister pointed out that I tend to overreact when I get flustered."

'You've got that right. What happened to the old Luna that used to buck ponies in the face when they hit on her?' Discord said in my mind.

"It's alright Luna, I'm the one at fault I do tend to tease you allot. I just can't seem to stop myself, you look too cute when you blush." Just like I intended her face reddened and I couldn't help but smile.

'Smooth.

'Hey Discord? You mind?' He's starting to sound like the little devil on my shoulder.

'Ooh! That sounds like fun! Good idea!' Oh god. What have I done?

"Is something on your mind my friend? You seem distracted." Luna asked looking concerned.

Damn it Discord, Stop distracting me! "I'm just thinking about Blu, I haven't seen her since this morning. I had hoped to find her out here working in the gardens again."

Luna sat next to me on the bench gently bumping me with her shoulder. "I am sure she's fine, she is being protected by your spell after all. What about you? Sister told me of your conversation, do you know what you are going to do?"

"I'll do whatever I have to."

-=-=-=-

'Ah humans, always making things more difficult than they have to be.' Discord said.

'I suppose you have a better way? I have to get that kid out of here even if I have to stay away from the princesses territory.'

'Sometimes I wonder why you were chosen.' He mentally sighed in my mind. That law that celly mentioned states that it is illegal to own or purchase a slave and/or servant. It goes on to say ponies shall not own another living and sapient being as if they are property. I'm paraphrasing of course. Now correct me if I'm wrong, you have no intentions of making Blu your property right?'

'Correct, but I'd still b-'

He cut me off mid thought. 'Ok, now think! The law says you can't purchase another being.

'So what, are you suggesting that I kidnap her? I doubt that's any more legal.'

'Oh heavens no! I'm suggesting you make a deal, a trade if you will. You wouldn't be purchasing her, convince Brennus to give her as a gift and offer him a favor of some sort!'

That's not too bad of a plan but there's flaws. 'How am I supposed to convince him to do anything? What could I even offer him?'

Think human. Why would he ask you to come here for a meeting? Do you really think that he wants to talk about your pilfered invention? Or maybe could it be because you are now one of the richest nobles in Canterlot, and he wants something from you.'

He's not wrong, this trip never really made sense to me either. I guess I just got caught up in the excitement.

'You're damn right, I'm right!' Discord said with a smug sounding voice. 'Now then, how about you go talk to this featherbrained griffon and make a deal. You are after all leaving tomorrow morning after breakfast.'

'You know what Discord? You're nothing like I'd expected, I didn't think you'd be helpful until season 3.'

'Season 3? Wait, do you really think that this is the sam-'

Before Discord could finish someonespoke aloud. "Ah! Sir Quill! How nice to see you out here enjoying my garden."

-=-=-=-

After being cut off Discord went silent allowing me to converse with Brennus without interruption. I've been leading the topic towards his servants over time so I could approach the subject without suspicion. He had just finished talking about how his family obtained their first Indentured servants when there was a lull in the conversation. I took that as the best chance I'd have to bring up Blu.

"I've seen how loyal your servants are and I must say I'm a bit jealous. They all seem very efficient at their respective jobs, all except one it seems." I said.

"I believe I know which one you're talking about, number seven." Brennus said nodding with a scowl. "It can't even do the simplest of jobs without doing something wrong. It almost seems to enjoy being punished all the time with how often it fails."

Hearing him call Blu 'it' makes me want to use him as a practice dummy to test my lethal spells on. I'm working on one that should vaporize every single cell of a living being and he's starting to look like a good test subject. Hiding my anger but keeping the dark look on my face I decided to get to the point.

"Seems that she's more of a hindrance than she is helpful. Ever thought of getting rid of her?" I said with an dark smile that a predator like him should understand.

"Well now, the princesses sure keep interesting company these days! I'd say I'm surprised by your interest but I could see it in your eyes when you arrived. That spark, and your hunger for meat? I've met others like you. Those with the heart of a griffon but the body of a pony, and I've had dealings with your kind in the past." He paused glancing around before he leaned in close. "If you want one of mine, just choose one now and we'll talk about price later. Feel free to take your time with as many as you like and do as you wish. Have whichever one you want bring you to my office tonight. We'll discuss this more then."

-=-=-=-

Sometimes I wonder what would happen to this world if I were truly evil. The way things have been just falling into place right in front of me, without much work on my part, is making me nervous. I mean seriously, I barely mentioned obtaining a servant and he basically gives me full rule over them all and the freedom to pick which one I want. Does that not seem strange?

'If it weren't for the super powerful forces influencing the world around you then yes, it would be strange.' Discord's voice said in my mind.

'What do you mean Discord?'

'I mean that there are two forces of magic helping you for the moment, but don't get used to it.'

'Am I correct in assuming the magic of harmony is one of the forces?'

'Well duh! Harmony is always butting in on my affairs.' Discord said with a sigh.

'Are you suggesting that you are the other force helping me?' I asked in disbelief.

'Well you don't have to sound so surprised about it. Can I not help a friend that I may or may not have plans for in the future?'

'Of course you have plans for me. Discord you're starting to act predictable and that makes me nervous.'

'ME?! PREDICTABLE?! I AM THE GOD OF CHAOS! I am NOT predictable!' Discord yelled in my head.

'Yes actually you are. In my world it's a common theme for you to interfere or help the human in fanfictions. Speaking of I'd rather not be influenced like them, after all this is my life.'

'I- but you- blast it, you're right. Fine then. If you think you can handle it then have fun dealing with harmony alone, "Savior."'

'Wait savior? Silence. 'Discord, what the fuck are you talking about? Hello!? Damnit Discord.

"Sir Quill may I speak with you in private?" While I was distracted Andraste had walked up beside me looking agitated.

"Sure, we can head up to my room." I said.

"This is urgent, can your magic make it safe for us to talk here without others hearing?" He said quietly.

Nodding I cast a sound proof shield around the two of us. "Done. Now what's on your mind Andy?"

At first he looked like he was about to comment on the nickname but then hesitated and shook his head. "Ok look, I heard from the others that your looking to buy one of us. Considering yesterday's performance I'd guess Blu is your target. I like to think that I'm a good judge of character, and you seemed to care about Blu's well being. So that's why I want to talk to you first before I decide what I'm going to do." Sounding frustrated he stopped for a moment attempting to calm down. I noticed his muscles tense up as he glared down at me, but I held my ground. "Why are you showing so much interest in Blu, and why are you trying to buy her from Brennus?"

Starting to dislike his tone, I allowed my magic to build and radiate from me as I walked straight up to Andraste. "Because I can't leave her here to continue to be abused." I said vehemently. I'm not sure if it was the build up of pressure, my words, or the tone of danger in my voice that made him take a step back. However I never got the chance to find out as my sound proof shield was shattered by a powerful force.

"Both of you stop this at once, you are causing a scene." The sound of Luna's voice made me realize how much magic I had been drawing from the area around me. I let the power fade and took a moment to calm myself and explain the situation.

After the explanation Luna looked conflicted, keeping her eyes on me the whole time as if I'd dissapear if she looked away. "So I take it you have decided to accept the repercussions of your actions?" She said in a somber voice.

"Well, no not really. I may have a way around the law but I don't know if I can manage it yet. However if I can't then I might end up spending some more time with the griffons." I said.

"Are you really willing to go that far for one young griffoness? To face judgment or the equivalent of banishment for a creature you have only just met yesterday?" Luna questioned showing no emotion.

Thinking back I started to realize that the old me never would have risked this much for anyone. Has this world changed me? Could the magic of harmony slowly be changing me into one of them? God I hope not, I like being an ass. Either way I can't back out now after going so far to help Blu, I have to do this regardless of my inhibitions.

"Yes, I am." I said with finality.

Comments

[Icy Creation]

Interesting...
Also, Discord being Discord.
God chapter as usual.

[Prince Jules Moonshade]

Really enjoying this the way you had him enter equestria is very interesting and a breath of fresh air so to say and I can’t wait to see more chapters. Keep up the amazing work!

[Ali della Morte]

Good story. Looking forward to more.

[NotSuspicious366]

'Season 3? Wait, do you really believe that this dimensi-'

Discord doesn't know the difference between a dimension and a universe. What an idiot.
A dimension is just a direction objects can move in. Our universe has 4 dimensions. If you studied geometry, you would know about this.
Meanwhile, a universe means something else, like a different reality.

[tsaukpaetra]

Every good businessman has a patsy. Too bad he didn't have time to set one up to make the purchase and then regift her.